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Mikey:
Which one of you divas uses self-tanner? Daniel:
I do, why? [Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel] Mikey:
Because I beat off with it last night. Daniel:
Why... why didn't you even read the bottle? Mikey:
I was a little drunk. Jason, Daniel:
What? Mikey:
My shit is orange. [Mikey opens towel] Jason:
Oh! Mikey:
Look at this! Daniel:
Oh my God! Jason:
Oh no! Daniel:
Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors. Mikey:
Stop. Jason:
Your dick looks like a yam. Daniel:
Your dick looks like a traffic cone. Mikey:
Just stop. Daniel:
Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles. Mikey:
That's fucked up. Jason:
Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game. Daniel:
If Your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee. [Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter] Jason, Daniel:
[Both succumb to built up laughter]
Which one of you divas uses self-tanner? Daniel:
I do, why? [Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel] Mikey:
Because I beat off with it last night. Daniel:
Why... why didn't you even read the bottle? Mikey:
I was a little drunk. Jason, Daniel:
What? Mikey:
My shit is orange. [Mikey opens towel] Jason:
Oh! Mikey:
Look at this! Daniel:
Oh my God! Jason:
Oh no! Daniel:
Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors. Mikey:
Stop. Jason:
Your dick looks like a yam. Daniel:
Your dick looks like a traffic cone. Mikey:
Just stop. Daniel:
Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles. Mikey:
That's fucked up. Jason:
Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game. Daniel:
If Your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee. [Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter] Jason, Daniel:
[Both succumb to built up laughter]
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Which one of you divas uses self tanner
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I do Why
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Because I beat off with it last night
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Why Why didn't you even read the bottle
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I was a little drunk
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What What
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My shit is orange
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Look at this Oh my God
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Oh no
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Who knew that could even happen to you
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I didn't know you could change colors
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Stop Your dick looks like a yam
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Your dick looks like a traffic cone Just stop
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Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles
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That's fucked up
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You dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game
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Movie Summary
Three best friends find themselves where we've all been - at that confusing moment in every dating relationship when you have to decide "So...where is this going?"
