Which one of you divas uses self-tanner? I do, why? Because I beat off with it last night....
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Mikey:
Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?
Daniel:
I do, why?
[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]
Mikey:
Because I beat off with it last night.
Daniel:
Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?
Mikey:
I was a little drunk.
Jason, Daniel:
What?
Mikey:
My shit is orange.
[Mikey opens towel]
Jason:
Oh!
Mikey:
Look at this!
Daniel:
Oh my God!
Jason:
Oh no!
Daniel:
Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.
Mikey:
Stop.
Jason:
Your dick looks like a yam.
Daniel:
Your dick looks like a traffic cone.
Mikey:
Just stop.
Daniel:
Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.
Mikey:
That's fucked up.
Jason:
Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.
Daniel:
If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee.
[Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]
Jason, Daniel:
[Both succumb to built up laughter]
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Which one of you divas uses self tanner
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I do Why
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Because I beat off with it last night
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Why Why didn't you even read the bottle
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I was a little drunk
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What What
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My shit is orange
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Look at this Oh my God
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Oh no
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Who knew that could even happen to you
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I didn't know you could change colors
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Stop Your dick looks like a yam
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Your dick looks like a traffic cone Just stop
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Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles
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That's fucked up
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You dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 132
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 14s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Three best friends find themselves where we've all been - at that confusing moment in every dating relationship when you have to decide "So...where is this going?"
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