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That Damn Michael Che

A theme or incident, such as police brutality, unemployment and romance and use sketches and vignettes to illustrate what it feels like to experience this from a Black vantage point.

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N/A

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Genre

Production

Universal Television,Broadway Video,Irony Point

Awards

5 nominations

Homepage

https://www.hbomax.com/that-damn-michael-che

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[muffled laughter] You
just gotta be so skeptical - That Damn Michael Che

[muffled laughter] You just gotta be so skeptical

I mean, I think it's fair
to expect cops to be heroes. - That Damn Michael Che

I mean, I think it's fair to expect cops to be heroes.

Just go up there,
and tell him you was - That Damn Michael Che

Just go up there, and tell him you was

Heroes have superpowers
and dope names and capes. - That Damn Michael Che

Heroes have superpowers and dope names and capes.

So much has happened to us, - That Damn Michael Che

So much has happened to us,

Cops get a gun and,
like, 55 grand a year. - That Damn Michael Che

Cops get a gun and, like, 55 grand a year.

See, there's this theory
in a Black community - That Damn Michael Che

See, there's this theory in a Black community

Narrator: We now return - That Damn Michael Che

Narrator: We now return

Yo, take the train or something. - That Damn Michael Che

Yo, take the train or something.

Come on, man, you know
Black people - That Damn Michael Che

Come on, man, you know Black people

- He could die on the platform.
- Man, that ain't my problem. - That Damn Michael Che

- He could die on the platform. - Man, that ain't my pr...

I don't know, I'm
not really famous, - That Damn Michael Che

I don't know, I'm not really famous,

Everybody watch
"Saturday Night Live." - That Damn Michael Che

Everybody watch "Saturday Night Live."

Because I jerk off before
I get there like a gentleman. - That Damn Michael Che

Because I jerk off before I get there like a gentleman.

[alarm ringing] - That Damn Michael Che

[alarm ringing]

Oh, matter of fact, when
you guys are done with that, - That Damn Michael Che

Oh, matter of fact, when you guys are done with that,

[quirky dramatic music] - That Damn Michael Che

[quirky dramatic music]

I don't know, nigga, it's fun. - That Damn Michael Che

I don't know, nigga, it's fun.

It happened again, huh? - That Damn Michael Che

It happened again, huh?

[all arguing] - That Damn Michael Che

Baby, I swear, - That Damn Michael Che

If they're really stuck,
they'll still be there - That Damn Michael Che

If they're really stuck, they'll still be there

Then why did I find
this old bus ticket - That Damn Michael Che

Then why did I find this old bus ticket

[dramatic music] - That Damn Michael Che

[dramatic music]

I don't know if this is
just a New York thing, - That Damn Michael Che

I don't know if this is just a New York thing,

[alarm continues ringing] - That Damn Michael Che

[alarm continues ringing]

And ever since I had my license
to practice medicine revoked, - That Damn Michael Che

And ever since I had my license to practice medicine revoked...

Yeah, look, I don't like
doing this, - That Damn Michael Che

Yeah, look, I don't like doing this,

Mostly about - That Damn Michael Che

That's when you know
the hood is ruined, - That Damn Michael Che

That's when you know the hood is ruined,

I was there doing a
top secret 'speriment - That Damn Michael Che

I was there doing a top secret 'speriment

Ma, you're not
gonna believe this, - That Damn Michael Che

Ma, you're not gonna believe this,

I sense trouble coming. - That Damn Michael Che

I sense trouble coming.

Hey, nephew, you
know why you always - That Damn Michael Che

Hey, nephew, you know why you always

And I'm here to get
your body in shape - That Damn Michael Che

And I'm here to get your body in shape

Oh, there it is. [Gasps softly] - That Damn Michael Che

Oh, there it is. [Gasps softly]

- Body's by Calvin.
- [barks] - That Damn Michael Che

- Body's by Calvin. - [barks]

- No, why?
- [laughs] - That Damn Michael Che

- No, why? - [laughs]

But in the process, - That Damn Michael Che

But in the process,

[laughing] - That Damn Michael Che

It's obvious they want
me to be a super soldier - That Damn Michael Che

It's obvious they want me to be a super soldier

[chuckles] [chimes jingle] - That Damn Michael Che

[chuckles] [chimes jingle]

So I was thinking to myself, - That Damn Michael Che

So I was thinking to myself,

Look, the only problem
is, this new role, - That Damn Michael Che

Look, the only problem is, this new role,

That can be my new name: - That Damn Michael Che

That can be my new name:

Yeah, and they said it has to be - That Damn Michael Che

Yeah, and they said it has to be

- All right, nigga.
- Just do a fucking podcast, bro. - That Damn Michael Che

- All right, nigga. - Just do a fucking podcast, bro.

[groans] - That Damn Michael Che

I told him my goal - That Damn Michael Che

I told him my goal

It seems we're being
flamed on Black Twitter. - That Damn Michael Che

It seems we're being flamed on Black Twitter.

That's the Gucci." - That Damn Michael Che

That's the Gucci."

It was like she took pleasure
in shutting me down. - That Damn Michael Che

It was like she took pleasure in shutting me down.

Yeah, I'd just take
the fucking flu - That Damn Michael Che

Yeah, I'd just take the fucking flu

You know, luckily, my niece
was pregnant at the time, - That Damn Michael Che

You know, luckily, my niece was pregnant at the time,

Fine, I will give you $10 - That Damn Michael Che

Fine, I will give you $10

And yo, you can cancel that
expensive gym membership - That Damn Michael Che

And yo, you can cancel that expensive gym membership

I ended up voicing the character - That Damn Michael Che

I ended up voicing the character

Yeah - That Damn Michael Che

Okay, but you could at least
ask me some follow-up questions - That Damn Michael Che

Okay, but you could at least ask me some follow-up questions

[chuckles] - That Damn Michael Che

You can get one-on-one service - That Damn Michael Che

You can get one-on-one service

[groans] - That Damn Michael Che

No, I meant when the door girl - That Damn Michael Che

No, I meant when the door girl

Just because a Black
man is holding a weapon, - That Damn Michael Che

Just because a Black man is holding a weapon,

Felt like punching her right
in the top of her head, - That Damn Michael Che

Felt like punching her right in the top of her head,

And his office too."
[soft dramatic music] - That Damn Michael Che

And his office too." [soft dramatic music]

My brother told
me that Hollywood - That Damn Michael Che

My brother told me that Hollywood

How much you think all
this training costs? - That Damn Michael Che

How much you think all this training costs?

'Cause yo, I was reading
that doing vaccines - That Damn Michael Che

'Cause yo, I was reading that doing vaccines

I just wanted to tone my
upper body a little bit, - That Damn Michael Che

I just wanted to tone my upper body a little bit,

As a Black man, I get this
question all the time, - That Damn Michael Che

As a Black man, I get this question all the time,

- America is taking action.
- Our people, united! - That Damn Michael Che

- America is taking action. - Our people, united!

So he has me doing
a ton of squats, - That Damn Michael Che

So he has me doing a ton of squats,

- Wha...
- Like, I was at a party, - That Damn Michael Che

- Wha... - Like, I was at a party,

And we at Fitbit are proud - That Damn Michael Che

And we at Fitbit are proud

Look, I vaccinated my
kids, I'm not gonna front, - That Damn Michael Che

Look, I vaccinated my kids, I'm not gonna front,

You need to eat real food, - That Damn Michael Che

You need to eat real food,

Introducing our
new Fitbit Protest, - That Damn Michael Che

Introducing our new Fitbit Protest,

Well, we all feel frustration
and anger, - That Damn Michael Che

Well, we all feel frustration and anger,

- We're somewhere nice now.
- Look, this is nice. - That Damn Michael Che

- We're somewhere nice now. - Look, this is nice.

I mean, do you ever want
to sock a lady - That Damn Michael Che

I mean, do you ever want to sock a lady

I showed up to
Calvin's workout class - That Damn Michael Che

I showed up to Calvin's workout class

I ain't gonna lie,
if I had kids, - That Damn Michael Che

I ain't gonna lie, if I had kids,

So you would give
your baby something - That Damn Michael Che

So you would give your baby something

So what? You wanna be like
all your friends on Instagram - That Damn Michael Che

So what? You wanna be like all your friends on Instagram

I told him I'd
rather leave it on, - That Damn Michael Che

I told him I'd rather leave it on,

- And I sound stupid to you?
- Okay, but there's shit - That Damn Michael Che

- And I sound stupid to you? - Okay, but there's shit

I guarantee you, I'm
gonna make you feel good - That Damn Michael Che

I guarantee you, I'm gonna make you feel good

Has this ever happened to you? - That Damn Michael Che

Has this ever happened to you?

I mean, I know a
lot of gay friends - That Damn Michael Che

I mean, I know a lot of gay friends

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A theme or incident, such as police brutality, unemployment and romance and use sketches and vignettes to illustrate what it feels like to experience this from a Black vantage point.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: Universal Television,Broadway Video,Irony Point

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice:

Released: 06 May 2021

Awards: 5 nominations

Homepage: https://www.hbomax.com/that-damn-michael-che