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That Damn Michael Che

A theme or incident, such as police brutality, unemployment and romance and use sketches and vignettes to illustrate what it feels like to experience this from a Black vantage point.

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N/A

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Genre

Production

Universal Television,Broadway Video,Irony Point

Awards

5 nominations

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https://www.hbomax.com/that-damn-michael-che

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That's like turning your
sweater into a sweater vest - That Damn Michael Che

That's like turning your sweater into a sweater vest

Just six weeks. [Chuckles] - That Damn Michael Che

Just six weeks. [Chuckles]

At least they're being fake
on a beach in Tulum - That Damn Michael Che

At least they're being fake on a beach in Tulum

Outwalk all of your heroes. - That Damn Michael Che

Outwalk all of your heroes.

[scattered applause] - That Damn Michael Che

[scattered applause]

Fine. If you wanna be
a Instagram thot, - That Damn Michael Che

Fine. If you wanna be a Instagram thot,

And with the new ally mode, - That Damn Michael Che

And with the new ally mode,

That sounds terrible. - That Damn Michael Che

That sounds terrible.

If you wanna be like
all your friends, - That Damn Michael Che

If you wanna be like all your friends,

I'm not circumcised, and
look, I turned out good. - That Damn Michael Che

I'm not circumcised, and look, I turned out good.

- Yeah, because...
- I think niggas think - That Damn Michael Che

- Yeah, because... - I think niggas think

No, no, I think they're stopping - That Damn Michael Che

No, no, I think they're stopping

Now there is, with
the all new HomeGrrl app. - That Damn Michael Che

Now there is, with the all new HomeGrrl app.

[crew laughing] - That Damn Michael Che

[crew laughing]

Nigga, this is like TV, but
slower and in your mind." - That Damn Michael Che

Nigga, this is like TV, but slower and in your mind."

No matter what side you're on, - That Damn Michael Che

No matter what side you're on,

[urinating] - That Damn Michael Che

You know, you see, like,
a Arby's commercial, - That Damn Michael Che

You know, you see, like, a Arby's commercial,

Yes, but dreams do
come from somewhere. - That Damn Michael Che

Yes, but dreams do come from somewhere.

You know, we could
use a man like you - That Damn Michael Che

You know, we could use a man like you

Wait, I could just go
to another register! - That Damn Michael Che

Wait, I could just go to another register!

[Fitbits pinging] - That Damn Michael Che

[Fitbits pinging]

I mean, I'm sure someone
thinks I've done something gay - That Damn Michael Che

I mean, I'm sure someone thinks I've done somethin...

This is impossible. For $2?" - That Damn Michael Che

This is impossible. For $2?"

[dramatic music] - That Damn Michael Che

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music] - That Damn Michael Che

Because everybody thinks
you gotta do something gay - That Damn Michael Che

Because everybody thinks you gotta do something gay

Come on! [Brakes squeal] - That Damn Michael Che

Come on! [Brakes squeal]

Why did I believe that this
would be anything different?" - That Damn Michael Che

Why did I believe that this would be anything different?&quo...

Are you an adult male that
has not been circumcised? - That Damn Michael Che

Are you an adult male that has not been circumcised?

Are you sure that's not
just something you think - That Damn Michael Che

Are you sure that's not just something you think

And if you're like me,
you're probably wondering - That Damn Michael Che

And if you're like me, you're probably wondering

You go to the fucking capitol?" - That Damn Michael Che

You go to the fucking capitol?"

- These fucking white people...
- The fuck is wrong with you? - That Damn Michael Che

- These fucking white people... - The fuck is wrong with you...

Now, if you're looking
for a McChicken, - That Damn Michael Che

Now, if you're looking for a McChicken,

But if I do, - That Damn Michael Che

[chatter] - That Damn Michael Che

Narrator: Introducing
Dr. Thurgood Carver's Dick Ties. - That Damn Michael Che

Narrator: Introducing Dr. Thurgood Carver's Dick Ties.

All right, I should be done
beating her ass - That Damn Michael Che

All right, I should be done beating her ass

Yo, every time he do a
mural of somebody dead, - That Damn Michael Che

Yo, every time he do a mural of somebody dead,

Oh, my God, is this
why you hired me, - That Damn Michael Che

Oh, my God, is this why you hired me,

- Give me my ball.
- If you give me the chance - That Damn Michael Che

- Give me my ball. - If you give me the chance

[upbeat music] - That Damn Michael Che

Every good family has
one girl that can fight. - That Damn Michael Che

Every good family has one girl that can fight.

See? Look how cute that looks. - That Damn Michael Che

See? Look how cute that looks.

- To you?
- [laughs] - That Damn Michael Che

- To you? - [laughs]

That's your job,
that one hockey goon. - That Damn Michael Che

That's your job, that one hockey goon.

Che, there are a million reasons - That Damn Michael Che

Che, there are a million reasons

You go call Keisha, - That Damn Michael Che

You go call Keisha,

I just wanna believe that - That Damn Michael Che

I just wanna believe that

[excited applause] [drum roll] - That Damn Michael Che

[excited applause] [drum roll]

[gunshot, group shouts] - That Damn Michael Che

[gunshot, group shouts]

Now, how much would
you pay for that? - That Damn Michael Che

Now, how much would you pay for that?

I got a couple more dreams,
we'll talk about my childhood, - That Damn Michael Che

I got a couple more dreams, we'll talk about my childho...

$5, maybe $10? - That Damn Michael Che

Uh, if you mean, like, water
or orange juice, yes. - That Damn Michael Che

Uh, if you mean, like, water or orange juice, yes.

When you hear motherfuckers
talk about "Hollywood parties," - That Damn Michael Che

When you hear motherfuckers talk about "Hollywood parti...

[sighs] - That Damn Michael Che

You mean, like, a couple
beers for my hangover, - That Damn Michael Che

You mean, like, a couple beers for my hangover,

Name one reason why these two
shouldn't be together. - That Damn Michael Che

Name one reason why these two shouldn't be together.

I'm mad too, but my mad is
over the span of a lifetime. - That Damn Michael Che

I'm mad too, but my mad is over the span of a lifetime.

It's weird to say - That Damn Michael Che

It's weird to say

- Thank you!
- He always got on a hoodie - That Damn Michael Che

- Thank you! - He always got on a hoodie

Your mad is, like,
the last four years. - That Damn Michael Che

Your mad is, like, the last four years.

When they say "Black
hospital," they just mean - That Damn Michael Che

When they say "Black hospital," they just mean

Narrator: Dr. Thurgood
Carver's Dick Ties. - That Damn Michael Che

Narrator: Dr. Thurgood Carver's Dick Ties.

[buzzer blares]
guys: [imitating buzzer] - That Damn Michael Che

[buzzer blares] guys: [imitating buzzer]

You're like the
new inmate in jail, - That Damn Michael Che

You're like the new inmate in jail,

You just saw two gay
guys at a party." - That Damn Michael Che

You just saw two gay guys at a party."

But I'm that old, wise inmate - That Damn Michael Che

But I'm that old, wise inmate

A lot of nurses and doctors
like to work in Black hospitals - That Damn Michael Che

A lot of nurses and doctors like to work in Black hospitals

That would be enough to justify - That Damn Michael Che

That would be enough to justify

My white manager's trying
to get me to take it, - That Damn Michael Che

My white manager's trying to get me to take it,

Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor, - That Damn Michael Che

Dave Chappelle, Richard Pryor,

[jeers and applause] - That Damn Michael Che

[jeers and applause]

A Black hospital is, like, - That Damn Michael Che

A Black hospital is, like,

Besides, if everybody else
is taking the vaccine, - That Damn Michael Che

Besides, if everybody else is taking the vaccine,

[laughter] - That Damn Michael Che

You don't get it right,
the Trash Niggas could steal. - That Damn Michael Che

You don't get it right, the Trash Niggas could steal.

That stands for "all
cops are bastards." - That Damn Michael Che

That stands for "all cops are bastards."

[emotional music] - That Damn Michael Che

[emotional music]

[chuckles] - That Damn Michael Che

Name one reason y'all two
shouldn't be together. - That Damn Michael Che

Name one reason y'all two shouldn't be together.

[dramatic suspenseful music] - That Damn Michael Che

[dramatic suspenseful music]

While searching for
a well-lit place - That Damn Michael Che

While searching for a well-lit place

I'm gonna say
"He Doesn't Love Me." - That Damn Michael Che

I'm gonna say "He Doesn't Love Me."

Oh, it's because they all
got on masks and shit, right? - That Damn Michael Che

Oh, it's because they all got on masks and shit, right?

I just remember as a little kid, - That Damn Michael Che

I just remember as a little kid,

[clears throat]
Brother to brother - That Damn Michael Che

[clears throat] Brother to brother

Well, how does... how does
a Black man become a cop? - That Damn Michael Che

Well, how does... how does a Black man become a cop?

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A theme or incident, such as police brutality, unemployment and romance and use sketches and vignettes to illustrate what it feels like to experience this from a Black vantage point.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: N/A

Production: Universal Television,Broadway Video,Irony Point

Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice:

Released: 06 May 2021

Awards: 5 nominations

Homepage: https://www.hbomax.com/that-damn-michael-che