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Man, I'm not walking around with no cell phone
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That Damn Michael Che

Man, I'm not walkingaround with no cell phone so they can track my every move

Man, I'm not walking
around with no cell phone so they can track my every move

Full Transcript

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Man, I'm not walking around with no cell phone
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so they can track my every move.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:34
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy
Production
Universal Television,Broadway Video,Irony Point

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Movie Summary

A theme or incident, such as police brutality, unemployment and romance and use sketches and vignettes to illustrate what it feels like to experience this from a Black vantage point.
S01 • E01 You can make twice a cop's salary - That Damn Michael Che 00:04
You can make twice a cop's salary
S01 • E06 'Cause I have messages here where you're asking to, quote, - That Damn Michael Che 00:10
'Cause I have messages here where you're asking to...
S01 • E03 I've lost somebody to COVID, - That Damn Michael Che 00:04
I've lost somebody to COVID,
S01 • E01 Benefits are for people who go to the doctor, son, - That Damn Michael Che 00:06
Benefits are for people who go to the doctor, son,
S01 • E03 But a motherfucker getting shot seems very real, - That Damn Michael Che 00:21
But a motherfucker getting shot seems very real,
S01 • E02 - Oh. [Chuckles] Oh, okay. - [laughs] - That Damn Michael Che 00:08
- Oh. [Chuckles] Oh, okay. - [laughs]
S01 • E04 "The New York Times" called it - That Damn Michael Che 00:14
"The New York Times" called it
S01 • E05 I don't want them people listening to my conversations - That Damn Michael Che 00:05
I don't want them people listening to my conversations
S01 • E06 A Switch, liquor, condoms. - That Damn Michael Che 00:06
A Switch, liquor, condoms.
S01 • E02 There's been so many times - That Damn Michael Che 00:14
There's been so many times
S01 • E05 So they can shoot it while it's flying, - That Damn Michael Che 00:04
So they can shoot it while it's flying,
S01 • E01 [stirring music] - That Damn Michael Che 00:06
[stirring music]
S01 • E05 Singing gospel songs in the cotton fields - That Damn Michael Che 00:07
Singing gospel songs in the cotton fields
S01 • E04 An original heartwarming anthem - That Damn Michael Che 00:13
An original heartwarming anthem
S01 • E03 [medical devices beeping, overlapping voices] - That Damn Michael Che 00:04
[medical devices beeping, overlapping voices]
S01 • E02 This is done." - That Damn Michael Che 00:05
This is done."
S01 • E05 Why you think they want Black folks - That Damn Michael Che 00:04
Why you think they want Black folks
S01 • E06 Nope, I'm Chris Hanson, host of "Real Child Predators." - That Damn Michael Che 00:06
Nope, I'm Chris Hanson, host of "Real Child Predat...
S01 • E01 [chuckles] - That Damn Michael Che 00:05
[chuckles]
S01 • E05 If you Black and you take that shit, - That Damn Michael Che 00:05
If you Black and you take that shit,