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Patti Randall:
Couldn't we just once see a nice quiet movie where boy meets girl, they have problems which aren't too weird, they fall in love and live happily ever after? Canoe Henderson:
Now, why would you wanna see a lot of unhealthy stuff like that? Patti Randall:
I don't know. Maybe just for once, I'd like to go to a movie where I don't get seasick. Canoe Henderson:
All right, I'll make you a deal. Well, you go with me to the drive-in Thursday night, and next week I'll take you to one of those happily-ever-after clambakes. Deal? Patti Randall:
I guess. Canoe Henderson:
Where's the 'thing' playing? Patti Randall:
Oh, who knows, maybe they don't even make movies like that anymore. Canoe Henderson:
Well sure, and you want to know why? Because people don't wanna be depressed by all that slop
Couldn't we just once see a nice quiet movie where boy meets girl, they have problems which aren't too weird, they fall in love and live happily ever after? Canoe Henderson:
Now, why would you wanna see a lot of unhealthy stuff like that? Patti Randall:
I don't know. Maybe just for once, I'd like to go to a movie where I don't get seasick. Canoe Henderson:
All right, I'll make you a deal. Well, you go with me to the drive-in Thursday night, and next week I'll take you to one of those happily-ever-after clambakes. Deal? Patti Randall:
I guess. Canoe Henderson:
Where's the 'thing' playing? Patti Randall:
Oh, who knows, maybe they don't even make movies like that anymore. Canoe Henderson:
Well sure, and you want to know why? Because people don't wanna be depressed by all that slop
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Couldn't we just once see a nice quiet movie
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where boy meets girl they have problems
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which aren't weird they fall in love and live happily ever after
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Why would you want to see unhealthy stuff like that
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Oh I don't know Maybe once I'd like to go to a movie
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where I don't get seasick
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I'll make you a deal You go with me Thursday night
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next time I'll take you to one of those happily ever after clambakes Deal
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I guess Where's the thing playing
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Oh who knows Maybe they don't make movies like that anymore
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Well sure You wanna know why
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Because people don't want to be depressed by all that slop
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Movie Summary
After a kidnapped bank teller uses a neighbor's wandering cat to send an S.O.S., the F.B.I. assigns a cat-allergic Agent to the case.

