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That’s My Time with David Letterman

Because both of those thingscan kill somebody

[applause] because both of those things
can kill somebody

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because both of those things can kill somebody.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, talk-show
Production
Le Fresnoy,Kazak Productions

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Movie Summary

David Letterman invites some of the hottest up-and-coming stand-up stars to perform a set and sit down for a chat.
S01 • E01 And I appreciate where you're coming from. However... - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
And I appreciate where you're coming from. However...
S01 • E02 The last two years has been their time to shine! - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
The last two years has been their time to shine!
S01 • E06 I've always wanted a Netflix special ever since I was a baby. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
I've always wanted a Netflix special ever since I was a...
S01 • E03 There was a time when I hosted the Academy Awards. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
There was a time when I hosted the Academy Awards.
S01 • E04 So when I hear some dumbass go, "Oh, he died of ammonia." - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:09
So when I hear some dumbass go, "Oh, he died of ammonia...
S01 • E06 Before Netflix was invented." And they're like, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:14
Before Netflix was invented." And they're like,
S01 • E03 [cheers and applause] - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:09
[cheers and applause]
S01 • E01 I heard a guy in Times Square New York the other day, he said to his girlfriend, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:07
I heard a guy in Times Square New York the other day, he sai...
S01 • E02 My ideal therapist is a woman - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:08
My ideal therapist is a woman
S01 • E01 But he is crushing me in time management." So... - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
But he is crushing me in time management." So...
S01 • E03 And the Academy told me I could never come back. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
And the Academy told me I could never come back.
S01 • E01 [laughter] - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
[laughter]
S01 • E02 Okay? I can't have you fresh out of school - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:08
Okay? I can't have you fresh out of school
S01 • E06 I couldn't wait, until eventually, the night before August the 10th, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:11
I couldn't wait, until eventually, the night before Aug...
S01 • E05 Eventually, I get through to her a little bit, and she goes, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:21
Eventually, I get through to her a little bit, and she goes,
S01 • E01 I ran into my biological father on the street the other day, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:07
I ran into my biological father on the street the other day,
S01 • E02 No! I need you hardened, okay? - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
No! I need you hardened, okay?
S01 • E01 He goes, "Is your biological father a good person?" - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:13
He goes, "Is your biological father a good person?"...
S01 • E02 Nothing I say should ever move you. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
Nothing I say should ever move you.
S01 • E04 And this might seem petty, but no matter how much I love you, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:17
And this might seem petty, but no matter how much I love you...