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That’s My Time with David Letterman

May I... touch your beard?

May I... touch your beard?

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May I... touch your beard?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:03
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, talk-show
Production
Le Fresnoy,Kazak Productions

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Movie Summary

David Letterman invites some of the hottest up-and-coming stand-up stars to perform a set and sit down for a chat.
S01 • E04 So I have several foster mothers. I have a stepmother. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
So I have several foster mothers. I have a stepmother.
S01 • E01 This old man walks up to me, and he goes, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:11
This old man walks up to me, and he goes,
S01 • E05 And I was so nervous, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:17
And I was so nervous,
S01 • E06 Okay, she was older than you, Dave. I promise. And so anyway, we landed, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:13
Okay, she was older than you, Dave. I promise. And so anyway...
S01 • E04 And my grandmothers. So in my comedy, I combine all those women into one. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:07
And my grandmothers. So in my comedy, I combine all those wo...
S01 • E06 And she slowly got up, and her butt - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:17
And she slowly got up, and her butt
S01 • E04 You know, because I'm not going to explain to every audience my fucking upbringing. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
You know, because I'm not going to explain to every aud...
S01 • E05 So after every joke bombed he would go... [imitates rim shot] - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:11
So after every joke bombed he would go... [imitates rim shot...
S01 • E04 So yeah, it's a combination of a lot of people in those. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
So yeah, it's a combination of a lot of people in those...
S01 • E02 [audience cheers] - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:08
[audience cheers]
S01 • E01 You will never be more pro-choice then on a flight back from Orlando. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
You will never be more pro-choice then on a flight back from...
S01 • E05 And then, the next day they told me, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:11
And then, the next day they told me,
S01 • E04 The foster program, you seem like, you've come out a pretty strong person. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:09
The foster program, you seem like, you've come out a pr...
S01 • E06 Okay. I'm fascinated by where you were born. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
Okay. I'm fascinated by where you were born.
S01 • E03 Yeah, pretty much. Or he had done some sculpting that made it... - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
Yeah, pretty much. Or he had done some sculpting that made i...
S01 • E05 So I was really nervous and I didn't want to do it, - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:06
So I was really nervous and I didn't want to do it,
S01 • E01 Yeah. And talk about things that are, we talked about Los Angeles, California - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:10
Yeah. And talk about things that are, we talked about Los An...
S01 • E02 It's like a nice, soft, cotton candy vibe. - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:05
It's like a nice, soft, cotton candy vibe.
S01 • E04 Am I wrong in stating it that way? Is it good? - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:08
Am I wrong in stating it that way? Is it good?
S01 • E06 Is there a lot of comedy in Malaysia - That’s My Time with David Letterman 00:07
Is there a lot of comedy in Malaysia