Hey, how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? You're a jerkhead! hey, would you like to...
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Talent Show Emcee:
Hey, how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?
Heckler:
You're a jerkhead!
Talent Show Emcee:
You say: hey, would you like to buy a chicken?
Heckler:
Eat my shorts, cap'n!
Talent Show Emcee:
[loudly at first, then almost to a whisper]
Shut up! I'll kick your ass!
Transcript
- [Electronic Hum]
- No.
No, well. Hey,
how do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?
- You're a jerk, Catton.
- You say...
[Shouting]
"Hey, would you like to buy a chicken?"
- Eat my shorts, Catton.
- Shut up! I'll kick your ass.
[Strums Guitar]
- Are you ready?
- Ready.
- Hi, yeah. Just one, please.
- [Emcee] This next group...
- Hi. Have fun.
- They're all locals.
They call Erie home.
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 710
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, music
Summary: A local Pennsylvania band scores a one-hit wonder in 1964 and rides the star-making machinery as long as they can, with lots of help from their manager.
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