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"That's My Boy" quotes

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While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent until Todd's 18th birthday. Now Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding after years apart, sending the groom-to-be's world crashing down.

Director: Sean Anders
Writer: David Caspe
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $36,931,089
Released: 15 Jun 2012
Awards: 5 wins & 10 nominations

103 video clips

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I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so - That's My Boy 00:17 I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so Vanilla Ice banged Grandma - That's My Boy 00:06 Vanilla Ice banged Grandma Your mother was a math teacher - That's My Boy 00:09 Your mother was a math teacher You fuck your brother - That's My Boy 00:10 You fuck your brother What's this sir - That's My Boy 00:31 What's this sir You know what I do remember - That's My Boy 00:12 You know what I do remember So you actually knew Todd's father - That's My Boy 00:17 So you actually knew Todd's father Hi I'm Todd Peterson - That's My Boy 00:27 Hi I'm Todd Peterson We were friends for 20 years guy - That's My Boy 00:13 We were friends for 20 years guy Yeah you haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny - That's My Boy 00:11 Yeah you haven't paid taxes since '94 Donny No no no Don't you see - That's My Boy 00:13 No no no Don't you see Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would ever - That's My Boy 00:16 Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would... Chad adultery is bad - That's My Boy 00:11 Chad adultery is bad At ease bitch - That's My Boy 00:03 At ease bitch Because of me What did I do this time - That's My Boy 00:22 Because of me What did I do this time I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire - That's My Boy 00:05 I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders - That's My Boy 00:13 And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders So Todd how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway - That's My Boy 00:09 So Todd how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway Do you have any Axe body spray - That's My Boy 00:16 Do you have any Axe body spray Impress your friends - That's My Boy 00:16 Impress your friends I just found my wedding dress covered in barf - That's My Boy 00:36 I just found my wedding dress covered in barf And with a United States military man no less - That's My Boy 00:18 And with a United States military man no less Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out - That's My Boy 00:21 Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out Wait Are you - That's My Boy 00:27 Wait Are you Todd your old man is here - That's My Boy 00:07 Todd your old man is here That's my boy - That's My Boy 00:03 That's my boy You guys let me get in here and introduce myself - That's My Boy 00:14 You guys let me get in here and introduce myself All right all right Now we're talking - That's My Boy 00:34 All right all right Now we're talking What's a hand job - That's My Boy 00:06 What's a hand job Hey hey hey You're killing me man - That's My Boy 00:06 Hey hey hey You're killing me man Take care of our baby Donny - That's My Boy 00:10 Take care of our baby Donny Donny Donny you don't - That's My Boy 00:08 Donny Donny you don't You know I can't hear a word you're saying - That's My Boy 00:10 You know I can't hear a word you're saying You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun shit - That's My Boy 00:09 You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun... You know what I would have killed - That's My Boy 00:30 You know what I would have killed Give me a little bit of time - That's My Boy 00:04 Give me a little bit of time But you don't hear me smack talking him like some baby little princess - That's My Boy 00:05 But you don't hear me smack talking him like some baby... Okay he's going to a whole other place right now - That's My Boy 00:09 Okay he's going to a whole other place right now Honey what's going on Nothing - That's My Boy 00:08 Honey what's going on Nothing A treasure! - That's My Boy 00:19 A treasure! All right, Donny, go. There's your chance. Go. - That's My Boy 00:32 All right, Donny, go. There's your chance. Go. "Go do something." - That's My Boy 00:16 "Go do something." Go, go! - That's My Boy 00:25 Go, go! Hansie. - That's My Boy 00:21 Hansie. Hi. I'm Todd Peterson. - That's My Boy 00:29 Hi. I'm Todd Peterson. That's my boy there - That's My Boy That's my boy there Jamie. - That's My Boy 00:27 Jamie. Let me off here. Let me off. Let me get off. I'll fucking run up. - That's My Boy 00:08 Let me off here. Let me off. Let me get off. I'll fucki... Look at this fucking guy! - That's My Boy 00:06 Look at this fucking guy! No, no, no, no, no! We're stuck! We're stuck! - That's My Boy 00:27 No, no, no, no, no! We're stuck! We're stuck! Oh, my God! - That's My Boy 00:10 Oh, my God! Oh, shit. - That's My Boy 00:10 Oh, shit. Okay. Well, that's not that bad. - That's My Boy 00:16 Okay. Well, that's not that bad. Sorry. - That's My Boy 00:20 Sorry. What are you doing, guy? - That's My Boy 00:22 What are you doing, guy? What? - That's My Boy 00:08 What? You forgot to pay! - That's My Boy 00:21 You forgot to pay! All right all right Now we're talking - That's My Boy 00:34 All right all right Now we're talking And he actually saw a squirrel - That's My Boy 00:29 And he actually saw a squirrel And if I'm elected eighth grade class president, - That's My Boy 00:08 And if I'm elected eighth grade class president, And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders - That's My Boy 00:13 And now looking hot and ignoring doctor's orders And that's cute but I am your teacher not your girlfriend - That's My Boy 00:05 And that's cute but I am your teacher not your... And with a United States military man no less - That's My Boy 00:18 And with a United States military man no less At ease bitch - That's My Boy 00:03 At ease bitch Because of me What did I do this time - That's My Boy 00:22 Because of me What did I do this time Chad adultery is bad - That's My Boy 00:11 Chad adultery is bad ChampaIe wouId Iike to dedicate this - That's My Boy 00:28 ChampaIe wouId Iike to dedicate this Do you have any Axe body spray - That's My Boy 00:16 Do you have any Axe body spray Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny! - That's My Boy 00:12 Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny Donny you don't - That's My Boy 00:08 Donny Donny you don't Hey hey hey You're killing me man - That's My Boy 00:06 Hey hey hey You're killing me man Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would ever - That's My Boy 00:16 Hey look this might seem weird but do you think you would... Hi I'm Todd Peterson - That's My Boy 00:27 Hi I'm Todd Peterson I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire - That's My Boy 00:05 I can't afford that shit What am I a billionaire I just found my wedding dress covered in barf - That's My Boy 00:36 I just found my wedding dress covered in barf I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores and... - That's My Boy 00:17 I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores... I'd like to show you the garden for a minute. - That's My Boy 00:05 I'd like to show you the garden for a minute. I'll teach you - That's My Boy 00:05 I'll teach you I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so - That's My Boy 00:17 I'm going to prison if I don't get 43 large so Made you flinch, pansy. - That's My Boy 00:27 Made you flinch, pansy. My dad's gonna kick my ass - That's My Boy 00:04 My dad's gonna kick my ass No I don't remember that okay - That's My Boy 00:13 No I don't remember that okay No no no Don't you see - That's My Boy 00:13 No no no Don't you see Oh, my word. - That's My Boy 00:29 Oh, my word. So your father, he abused you, did he? - That's My Boy 00:23 So your father, he abused you, did he? So Todd how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway - That's My Boy 00:09 So Todd how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway Take care of our baby Donny - That's My Boy 00:10 Take care of our baby Donny That is a month's detention - That's My Boy 00:11 That is a month's detention That's my boy - That's My Boy 00:04 That's my boy
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Cast

Donny - Adam Sandler
Todd - Andy Samberg
Jamie - Leighton Meester
Vanilla Ice - Vanilla Ice
Father McNally - James Caan
All Cast