Is that gum in your mouth, Donny? You know, I've been watching you all year, Donny....

Mary McGarricle: [notices Donny chewing gum] Is that gum in your mouth, Donny?
[Donny unwillingly spits out the gum and gives it to Mary's outreaching hand. Mary then starts chewing the gum instead as Donny watches on uncomfortably]
Mary McGarricle: [while seductively unbuttoning her shirt and bending down to Donny] You know, I've been watching you all year, Donny. When you hit that shot to beat Fairfield and you were jumping up and down in your little Larry Bird short-shorts and sweating like a jar of pickles in the hot sun...
[groans]
Mary McGarricle: Oh, God... that was so hot.
[the two stare at each other a while]
Young Donny: [after a pause] Is this... really happening?
Mary McGarricle: This is happening.
[she pulls up young Donny from his seat]
Mary McGarricle: It's happening right now, in my office.
Young Donny: [excitedly; while being taken to Mary's office] Okay. Awesome. So, I'm totally in. How do you wanna do it? 'Cause I made sex before, lots of ways. So, you wanna go straight to handjobs, or eating me out or taking me from behind?
Mary McGarricle: [turns to Donny] I'll teach you.
Young Donny: I'm a virgin...
[door shuts]