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That's My Boy

She wins

Phil:

I would have loved to bang my freshman geometry teacher, Mrs. Weiss. I think she would have too, but I was too afraid to ask. Steve Spirou:
I would have killed to have sex with my 8th grade biology teacher Mrs. Cohn. Gerald:
I once stole my middle school librarian's glasses to wear while I masturbated. What's up with that? Grandma Delores:
In my day, when you got in trouble, the headmaster slapped your hand with his dick. Todd:
She wins

Full Transcript

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You know what I would have killed
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to bang my eighth grade biology teacher Mrs Cohn
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I used to dream of dissecting her with my penis
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It's so weird what goes on upstairs when you hit puberty
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I actually stole my middle school librarian's glasses
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to wear while I masturbated
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What is that about
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In my day when I got into trouble
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the headmaster would slap your hand with his dick
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She wins
Duration
30 seconds
Views
372
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:26
Uploaded
Mar 24, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Relativity Media,Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions

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Movie Summary

While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent until Todd's 18th birthday. Now Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding after years apart, sending the groom-to-be's world crashing down.

Actors

Will Forte
Phil
Will Forte
Tony Orlando
Steve Spirou
Tony Orlando
Blake Clark
Gerald
Blake Clark
Peggy Stewart
Grandma Delores
Peggy Stewart
Andy Samberg
Todd
Andy Samberg
Leighton Meester
Jamie
Leighton Meester
Your mother was a math teacher - That's My Boy 00:09
Your mother was a math teacher
Because of me What did I do this time - That's My Boy 00:22
Because of me What did I do this time
Give me a little bit of time - That's My Boy 00:04
Give me a little bit of time
Oh, my word. - That's My Boy 00:29
Oh, my word.
So your father, he abused you, did he? - That's My Boy 00:23
So your father, he abused you, did he?
But you don't hear me smack talking him like some baby little princess - That's My Boy 00:05
But you don't hear me smack talking him like some baby...
You know I can't hear a word you're saying - That's My Boy 00:10
You know I can't hear a word you're saying
I'd like to show you the garden for a minute. - That's My Boy 00:05
I'd like to show you the garden for a minute.
That's my boy - That's My Boy 00:03
That's my boy
Okay he's going to a whole other place right now - That's My Boy 00:09
Okay he's going to a whole other place right now
So you actually knew Todd's father - That's My Boy 00:17
So you actually knew Todd's father
All right all right Now we're talking - That's My Boy 00:34
All right all right Now we're talking
What's this sir - That's My Boy 00:31
What's this sir
You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun shit - That's My Boy 00:09
You fucking You guys got your face covered in leprechaun...
Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out - That's My Boy 00:21
Unless Mrs Ravensdale you want to whip them knockers out
You guys let me get in here and introduce myself - That's My Boy 00:14
You guys let me get in here and introduce myself
ChampaIe wouId Iike to dedicate this - That's My Boy 00:28
ChampaIe wouId Iike to dedicate this
Go, go! - That's My Boy 00:25
Go, go!
Oh, my God! - That's My Boy 00:10
Oh, my God!
Sorry. - That's My Boy 00:20
Sorry.