"The 10th Kingdom" quotes

The 10th Kingdom poster
A father and daughter are caught in a parallel universe where the great Queens Snow White, Cinderella and Riding Hood III have had their kingdoms fragmented by warring trolls, giants and goblins.

Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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Year: 2000
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice:
Released: 27 Feb 2000
Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 5 wins & 5 nominations total

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There's no doubt and there's no maybe - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 There's no doubt and there's no maybe I smell dog - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 I smell dog Forgive us noble Woodsman - The 10th Kingdom 00:17 Forgive us noble Woodsman Virginia My name is Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Virginia My name is Virginia My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest Maybe what you seek is down there - The 10th Kingdom 00:12 Maybe what you seek is down there There are three things you mustn't do - The 10th Kingdom 00:14 There are three things you mustn't do Straight ahead 300 yards left at the rotting entrails - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 Straight ahead 300 yards left at the rotting entrails Well Tony Well - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Well Tony Well You haven't seen my father walking around - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You haven't seen my father walking around I give you my solemn wolf word - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I give you my solemn wolf word Here lies Ivan the Optimist - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 Here lies Ivan the Optimist If you get stabbed - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 If you get stabbed Aggravated assault - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Aggravated assault Ignorance is no excuse - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Ignorance is no excuse I know your destiny - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 I know your destiny Is this breakfast - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Is this breakfast Is there something you wanted to get off your chest - The 10th Kingdom 00:12 Is there something you wanted to get off your chest This has been a test of kinghood and I have failed dismally - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 This has been a test of kinghood and I have failed dismally I'm going to die of long hair - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I'm going to die of long hair I hope you like dogs Wendell - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 I hope you like dogs Wendell We either live happily ever after - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 We either live happily ever after Let me put your mind at rest - The 10th Kingdom 00:20 Let me put your mind at rest Is this still the right way to your castle - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Is this still the right way to your castle Idiots - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 Idiots Wendell Anthony I know this is highly irregular - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Wendell Anthony I know this is highly irregular All right Mr - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 All right Mr Virginia My name is Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Virginia My name is Virginia My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest You come an inch closer and - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You come an inch closer and Do we have magnets in our pockets - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Do we have magnets in our pockets How I long to linger - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 How I long to linger How I long to linger - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 How I long to linger That's not funny - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 That's not funny It's no use The man is a complete idiot - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 It's no use The man is a complete idiot See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things Wendell And what is your plan now Anthony - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 Wendell And what is your plan now Anthony You may ask for one wish - The 10th Kingdom 00:28 You may ask for one wish This mirror will show you what you do - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 This mirror will show you what you do An answer only will I chime - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 An answer only will I chime Well at least things can't get any worse - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Well at least things can't get any worse Don't worry I'm not who I used to be - The 10th Kingdom 00:24 Don't worry I'm not who I used to be I've gone crazy - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 I've gone crazy I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog If my door wasn't locked - The 10th Kingdom 00:19 If my door wasn't locked Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl - The 10th Kingdom 00:30 Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl Ah Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan - The 10th Kingdom 00:17 Ah Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan Why don't you come back and see me next week - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Why don't you come back and see me next week What in the fairy ing forest do you think you're doing - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 What in the fairy ing forest do you think you're doing Stretch it twist it make it grow - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 Stretch it twist it make it grow I am the greatest chef in the nine kingdoms - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 I am the greatest chef in the nine kingdoms Anyone for seconds - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Anyone for seconds You cannot win her - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 You cannot win her You are safe with me - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You are safe with me And now for the greatest bravery imaginable - The 10th Kingdom 01:03 And now for the greatest bravery imaginable Voiceover Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:27 Voiceover Virginia About travelling mirrors - The 10th Kingdom 01:58 About travelling mirrors I demand to be a happy puppy - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I demand to be a happy puppy Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped This could be a long torture session - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 This could be a long torture session Now I'm going to give you a word - The 10th Kingdom 00:56 Now I'm going to give you a word Butter would not melt in my mouth - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Butter would not melt in my mouth You don't trust nobody - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 You don't trust nobody I really do like you - The 10th Kingdom 00:23 I really do like you No but I've got some dwarf moss - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 No but I've got some dwarf moss I think we might be in her pocket - The 10th Kingdom 00:34 I think we might be in her pocket But I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 But I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me Doc I met this terrific girl and I really - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 Doc I met this terrific girl and I really Shepherdess makes quite a mess - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Shepherdess makes quite a mess You're cold - The 10th Kingdom 00:22 You're cold I've always wanted to say this - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 I've always wanted to say this I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge - The 10th Kingdom 00:33 I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge Burly Suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Burly Suck an elf Ah suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Ah suck an elf Suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:03 Suck an elf What is it with you people - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 What is it with you people Picked up your trail a few days ago - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 Picked up your trail a few days ago I really love you daddy - The 10th Kingdom 01:37 I really love you daddy Virginia please forgive me - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 Virginia please forgive me Why did I let her in - The 10th Kingdom 00:23 Why did I let her in
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Cast

Evil Queen - Dianne Wiest
Prince Wendell - Daniel Lapaine
Virginia Lewis - Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Tony Lewis - John Larroquette