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"The 10th Kingdom" quotes

The 10th Kingdom poster
A father and daughter are caught in a parallel universe where the great Queens Snow White, Cinderella and Riding Hood III have had their kingdoms fragmented by warring trolls, giants and goblins.

Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
Production:
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2000
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.2
BoxOffice:
Released: 27 Feb 2000
Awards: Won 1 Primetime Emmy. 5 wins & 5 nominations total

86 video clips

WolfSnow WhiteDr. HorowitzPrince WendellEvil QueenGustav The Magic MirrorDwarf LibrarianSinging RingRestaurant OwnerGypsy QueenGovernor Of PrisonLittle VirginiaSally PeepVillage IdiotRelish The Troll KingHuntsmanUnion LeaderAcornElf Girl
Yes I need to know if your - The 10th Kingdom 00:17 Yes I need to know if your They are called the Brothers Gibb - The 10th Kingdom 00:12 They are called the Brothers Gibb Rare implies dangerously cooked - The 10th Kingdom 00:16 Rare implies dangerously cooked I don't intend to have any children thank you very much - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 I don't intend to have any children thank you very much I have a hard time trusting people - The 10th Kingdom 00:23 I have a hard time trusting people For seven men she gave her life - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 For seven men she gave her life Why did I let her in - The 10th Kingdom 00:23 Why did I let her in Virginia please forgive me - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 Virginia please forgive me I really love you daddy - The 10th Kingdom 01:37 I really love you daddy Picked up your trail a few days ago - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 Picked up your trail a few days ago What is it with you people - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 What is it with you people Suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:03 Suck an elf Ah suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Ah suck an elf Burly Suck an elf - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Burly Suck an elf I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge - The 10th Kingdom 00:33 I mean I still have this uncontrollable urge I've always wanted to say this - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 I've always wanted to say this You're cold - The 10th Kingdom 00:22 You're cold Shepherdess makes quite a mess - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Shepherdess makes quite a mess Doc I met this terrific girl and I really - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 Doc I met this terrific girl and I really But I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 But I get the feeling you still don't completely trust... I think we might be in her pocket - The 10th Kingdom 00:34 I think we might be in her pocket No but I've got some dwarf moss - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 No but I've got some dwarf moss I really do like you - The 10th Kingdom 00:23 I really do like you You don't trust nobody - The 10th Kingdom 00:18 You don't trust nobody Butter would not melt in my mouth - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Butter would not melt in my mouth Now I'm going to give you a word - The 10th Kingdom 00:56 Now I'm going to give you a word This could be a long torture session - The 10th Kingdom 00:13 This could be a long torture session Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Happy ever after didn't last as long as we'd hoped I demand to be a happy puppy - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I demand to be a happy puppy About travelling mirrors - The 10th Kingdom 01:58 About travelling mirrors Voiceover Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:27 Voiceover Virginia And now for the greatest bravery imaginable - The 10th Kingdom 01:03 And now for the greatest bravery imaginable You are safe with me - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You are safe with me You cannot win her - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 You cannot win her Anyone for seconds - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Anyone for seconds I am the greatest chef in the nine kingdoms - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 I am the greatest chef in the nine kingdoms Stretch it twist it make it grow - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 Stretch it twist it make it grow What in the fairy ing forest do you think you're doing - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 What in the fairy ing forest do you think you're doing Why don't you come back and see me next week - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Why don't you come back and see me next week Ah Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan - The 10th Kingdom 00:17 Ah Bacon sizzling away on an iron frying pan Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl - The 10th Kingdom 00:30 Once upon a time there was a lovely little girl If my door wasn't locked - The 10th Kingdom 00:19 If my door wasn't locked I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 I've turned Prince Wendell into a dog I've gone crazy - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 I've gone crazy Don't worry I'm not who I used to be - The 10th Kingdom 00:24 Don't worry I'm not who I used to be Well at least things can't get any worse - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Well at least things can't get any worse An answer only will I chime - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 An answer only will I chime This mirror will show you what you do - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 This mirror will show you what you do You may ask for one wish - The 10th Kingdom 00:28 You may ask for one wish Wendell And what is your plan now Anthony - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 Wendell And what is your plan now Anthony See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things It's no use The man is a complete idiot - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 It's no use The man is a complete idiot That's not funny - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 That's not funny How I long to linger - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 How I long to linger How I long to linger - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 How I long to linger Do we have magnets in our pockets - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 Do we have magnets in our pockets You come an inch closer and - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You come an inch closer and My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest Virginia My name is Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Virginia My name is Virginia All right Mr - The 10th Kingdom 00:25 All right Mr Wendell Anthony I know this is highly irregular - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Wendell Anthony I know this is highly irregular Idiots - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 Idiots Is this still the right way to your castle - The 10th Kingdom 00:09 Is this still the right way to your castle Let me put your mind at rest - The 10th Kingdom 00:20 Let me put your mind at rest We either live happily ever after - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 We either live happily ever after I hope you like dogs Wendell - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 I hope you like dogs Wendell I'm going to die of long hair - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I'm going to die of long hair This has been a test of kinghood and I have failed dismally - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 This has been a test of kinghood and I have failed dismally Is there something you wanted to get off your chest - The 10th Kingdom 00:12 Is there something you wanted to get off your chest Is this breakfast - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Is this breakfast I know your destiny - The 10th Kingdom 00:15 I know your destiny Ignorance is no excuse - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Ignorance is no excuse Aggravated assault - The 10th Kingdom 00:07 Aggravated assault If you get stabbed - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 If you get stabbed Here lies Ivan the Optimist - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 Here lies Ivan the Optimist I give you my solemn wolf word - The 10th Kingdom 00:05 I give you my solemn wolf word You haven't seen my father walking around - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 You haven't seen my father walking around Well Tony Well - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 Well Tony Well Straight ahead 300 yards left at the rotting entrails - The 10th Kingdom 00:08 Straight ahead 300 yards left at the rotting entrails There are three things you mustn't do - The 10th Kingdom 00:14 There are three things you mustn't do Maybe what you seek is down there - The 10th Kingdom 00:12 Maybe what you seek is down there My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest - The 10th Kingdom 00:06 My name is Virginia and I live on the edge of the forest Virginia My name is Virginia - The 10th Kingdom 00:10 Virginia My name is Virginia Forgive us noble Woodsman - The 10th Kingdom 00:17 Forgive us noble Woodsman I smell dog - The 10th Kingdom 00:04 I smell dog There's no doubt and there's no maybe - The 10th Kingdom 00:11 There's no doubt and there's no maybe

Cast

Evil Queen - Dianne Wiest
Prince Wendell - Daniel Lapaine
Virginia Lewis - Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Wolf - Scott Cohen
Tony Lewis - John Larroquette
All Cast