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The 4:30 Movie

A group of teens in the 1980s spend the day theater-hopping.

Director

Kevin Smith

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Genre

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Production

Destro Films,SModcast Pictures,TPC

Awards

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Melody Barnegat

Brian David

Melody's Mom

China Taste Boss

Cookie

Mrs. B

Belly

Burny

Nicholas Cirillo

Mad Brad Woodland

Major Murder

Manager Mike

Hot Usher

Genesis Rodriguez

Kid on Concession Line

Dad on Concession Line

Stank

Sister Sarah Wallace

Harley Quinn Smith

Sister Black Eye

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Detective

Ernest O'Donnell

A John

Construction Worker

Roach Coach Owner

Jessica Court

Randi

Meredith Starkman

Damocles

Audience Guy

Astro Blaster

Brian's Mom

Brian's Dad

Emo Usher

The Hallway Attack Sister

The Hallway Attack Sister

The Hallway Attack Sister

Melody's Aunt

Theater Mother

Scottie DiGiacomo

Theatre Customer

Bobby Favoretto

Sheila

Jacqueline Birgitte Hennessy

70s Priest

Movie Goer

Movie Goer

Michelle Santiago

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*** Subtitles by dylux *** - The 4:30 Movie

*** Subtitles by dylux ***

(Line ringing) - The 4:30 Movie

Yes. Can I get, uh, - The 4:30 Movie

Yes. Can I get, uh,

- Breakfast?
- (Chair creaks) - The 4:30 Movie

- Breakfast? - (Chair creaks)

- Toast or fruit?
- Ew. - The 4:30 Movie

- Toast or fruit? - Ew.

Uh, and a pork roll, - The 4:30 Movie

Uh, and a pork roll,

Six and a half almond cookies - The 4:30 Movie

Six and a half almond cookies

Well, it's not Brian David.
That guy's a pud. - The 4:30 Movie

Well, it's not Brian David. That guy's a pud.

He... he sure is. - The 4:30 Movie

He... he sure is.

I haven't heard from you
in a long time, Brian David. - The 4:30 Movie

I haven't heard from you in a long time, Brian David.

- What are you doing?
- Calling Melody Barnegat - The 4:30 Movie

- What are you doing? - Calling Melody Barnegat

I don't have a toaster oven
or a microwave, Richie Rich. - The 4:30 Movie

I don't have a toaster oven or a microwave, Richie Rich...

Jesus. Do you guys have
a robot maid - The 4:30 Movie

Jesus. Do you guys have a robot maid

No. - The 4:30 Movie

You can--
You can totally say no. - The 4:30 Movie

You can-- You can totally say no.

(Breathes deeply) - The 4:30 Movie

(Breathes deeply)

Yeah, anything but Poltergeist 2. - The 4:30 Movie

Yeah, anything but Poltergeist 2.

- Who?
- The guy who directed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. - The 4:30 Movie

- Who? - The guy who directed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

But I can't see
Poltergeist 2 with you - The 4:30 Movie

But I can't see Poltergeist 2 with you

Oh, first one's like
her favorite movie ever. - The 4:30 Movie

Oh, first one's like her favorite movie ever.

She says it's because
she likes ghost stories, - The 4:30 Movie

She says it's because she likes ghost stories,

Why would your mom lie
about Poltergeist? - The 4:30 Movie

Why would your mom lie about Poltergeist?

Oh, my gosh. She probably gave
Craig T. Nelson a hand job. - The 4:30 Movie

Oh, my gosh. She probably gave Craig T. Nelson a hand job.

I'd be so mad
you said that right now - The 4:30 Movie

I'd be so mad you said that right now

I know there's a movie
you and me gotta go see - The 4:30 Movie

I know there's a movie you and me gotta go see

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" - The 4:30 Movie

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Well, yeah, - The 4:30 Movie

- (Melody) Marco.
- (Both laugh) - The 4:30 Movie

- (Melody) Marco. - (Both laugh)

You should take your shirt off
in the pool, just one time. - The 4:30 Movie

You should take your shirt off in the pool, just one time.

You should take
your shirt off everywhere, - The 4:30 Movie

You should take your shirt off everywhere,

(Radio playing) - The 4:30 Movie

(Radio playing)

Mom, tell Brian David
he's not short. - The 4:30 Movie

Mom, tell Brian David he's not short.

Get off that boy or the only thing
you'll be on is punishment. - The 4:30 Movie

Get off that boy or the only thing you'll be on is puni...

Bucklick. - The 4:30 Movie

- (Brian laughs)
- It's-- it's a book series my mom loves - The 4:30 Movie

- (Brian laughs) - It's-- it's a book series my mo...

(Cat yowls irritably) - The 4:30 Movie

(Cat yowls irritably)

It's, like, the biggest mistake
I ever made. Shh. - The 4:30 Movie

It's, like, the biggest mistake I ever made. Shh.

I did think
you were a nice guy - The 4:30 Movie

I did think you were a nice guy

Well, I'm calling you now
because there's a Bucklick movie, - The 4:30 Movie

Well, I'm calling you now because there's a Buckli...

Ch'yeah, uh, - The 4:30 Movie

(Speaking Chinese) - The 4:30 Movie

(Speaking Chinese)

I can't do 2:15.
I get off at 2:00 - The 4:30 Movie

I can't do 2:15. I get off at 2:00

"Could", to "should". - The 4:30 Movie

"Could", to "should".

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- (Chuckles) - The 4:30 Movie

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - (Chuckles)

I'll see you
at the 4:30 movie, Brian David. - The 4:30 Movie

I'll see you at the 4:30 movie, Brian David.

(Exhales deeply) - The 4:30 Movie

(Exhales deeply)

Off to get the new Starlog. - The 4:30 Movie

Off to get the new Starlog.

Nope. I'm gonna go
sit on the dock - The 4:30 Movie

Nope. I'm gonna go sit on the dock

Like that movie E.T.? - The 4:30 Movie

Like that movie E.T.?

That movie Conan? - The 4:30 Movie

That movie Conan?

That movie Gandhi? - The 4:30 Movie

That movie Gandhi?

May 25th, 1986. - The 4:30 Movie

May 25th, 1986.

(Seagull squawks) - The 4:30 Movie

(Seagull squawks)

I finally called Melody Barnegat - The 4:30 Movie

I finally called Melody Barnegat

Why, you ask? (Sighs) - The 4:30 Movie

Why, you ask? (Sighs)

Mrs. B's making bacon for breakfast! - The 4:30 Movie

Mrs. B's making bacon for breakfast!

It's cheaper than
that rip-off candy counter, - The 4:30 Movie

It's cheaper than that rip-off candy counter,

♪ Coo roo coo coo,
coo loo coo coo! ♪ - The 4:30 Movie

♪ Coo roo coo coo, coo loo coo coo! ♪

Are we really gonna be - The 4:30 Movie

Are we really gonna be

I heard that Danny Banks
got caught doing that last week - The 4:30 Movie

I heard that Danny Banks got caught doing that last week

We do not look old enough
to get into a rated R movie. - The 4:30 Movie

We do not look old enough to get into a rated R movie.

Because I called
Melody Barnegat this morning - The 4:30 Movie

Because I called Melody Barnegat this morning

By one grade, and she would've
been in our class, - The 4:30 Movie

By one grade, and she would've been in our class,

Well, holy shit, Billy Idol.
When is the white wedding? - The 4:30 Movie

Well, holy shit, Billy Idol. When is the white wedding?

She's shorter than the Mets chance - The 4:30 Movie

She's shorter than the Mets chance

Yeah, but the way they're playing, - The 4:30 Movie

Yeah, but the way they're playing,

The Mets have as good of a chance - The 4:30 Movie

The Mets have as good of a chance

- You already did.
- To the movies, but, - The 4:30 Movie

- You already did. - To the movies, but,

Like, to go steady. (Sighs) - The 4:30 Movie

Like, to go steady. (Sighs)

Wha-- (Stammers) - The 4:30 Movie

Wha-- (Stammers)

Yeah, one time!
With your shirt on! - The 4:30 Movie

Yeah, one time! With your shirt on!

Look, Bri, baby, - The 4:30 Movie

Look, Bri, baby,

Oh, she can't be too smart
if she thinks you're funny. - The 4:30 Movie

Oh, she can't be too smart if she thinks you're fu...

Like washing your truck three times
a day is some sign of intelligence. - The 4:30 Movie

Like washing your truck three times a day is some sign of in...

Hey, hey, hey! Don't bring
the Truckster into this, okay? - The 4:30 Movie

Hey, hey, hey! Don't bring the Truckster into this, oka...

You can actually get inside
of the Truckster, - The 4:30 Movie

You can actually get inside of the Truckster,

You get on top of her, right? - The 4:30 Movie

You get on top of her, right?

- I gotta teach him everything.
- But I'm always laying down when I jerk off, - The 4:30 Movie

- I gotta teach him everything. - But I'm always laying...

You think I wanna hear about
your nasty jerk-off techniques? - The 4:30 Movie

You think I wanna hear about your nasty jerk-off techniques?

(Theme song playing on TV) - The 4:30 Movie

(Theme song playing on TV)

(Indistinct TV chatter) - The 4:30 Movie

(Indistinct TV chatter)

- (Bike revs)
- At ease, ya sleaze. - The 4:30 Movie

- (Bike revs) - At ease, ya sleaze.

The guy literally rides
a camouflage motorcycle, - The 4:30 Movie

The guy literally rides a camouflage motorcycle,

Because she's a teenager
and he's, like, 100 years old. - The 4:30 Movie

Because she's a teenager and he's, like, 100 years...

You would never say that
to his face, - The 4:30 Movie

You would never say that to his face,

- (Thuds)
- (Grunting) - The 4:30 Movie

- (Thuds) - (Grunting)

(Song continues) - The 4:30 Movie

(Song continues)

- (Brian scoffs)
- (Mumbles indistinct) - The 4:30 Movie

- (Brian scoffs) - (Mumbles indistinct)

- (Belly) Brothers?
- (Brian) No, Bells. I'm just mocking Burny - The 4:30 Movie

- (Belly) Brothers? - (Brian) No, Bells. I'm just mocki...

- Ah, hands across my dick.
- (Laughs) - The 4:30 Movie

- Ah, hands across my dick. - (Laughs)

The 4:30 Movie poster

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A group of teens in the 1980s spend the day theater-hopping.

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Director: Kevin Smith

Writer: Kevin Smith

Production: Destro Films,SModcast Pictures,TPC

Genre: comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: 52/100

ImdbRating: 6.0

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 01 Oct 2024

Awards: N/A

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