"The 40 Year Old Virgin" quotes
Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
Director: Judd Apatow
Writer: Judd Apatow, Steve Carell
Production: N/A
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $109,449,237
Released: 19 Aug 2005
Awards: 10 wins & 19 nominations
165 Clips
00:09 You guys are so up your asses
00:07 Fuck that nigger up
00:17 Andy it's going down partner We're gonna be
00:06 I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once
00:12 Hey Andy What's up dude
00:06 Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote
00:04 Wow this is graphic
00:09 You know how I know you're gay How
00:07 No no no Come on man
00:08 Dude teach me
00:05 No Kelly Clarkson
00:04 So how was that for you
00:27 Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...
00:12 Dude here it is
00:04 You need to get past that
00:06 Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho
00:18 Fuck me
00:11 Screaming Nipple fuck
00:15 And it was
00:14 They were just having fun They didn't mean anything
00:09 Wow this is pretty crowded
00:11 You wait for it to grow into a plant
00:13 Here be David Caruso in Jade
00:07 Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike...
00:14 You ever heard of the term fuck buddy
00:08 She's adorable
00:12 I hate you
00:08 Cal She starts doing his pubes I'm out of here
00:09 Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your...
00:43 I could do that Wait last thing
00:08 Go fuck a goat Yeah
00:16 You know when you like you grab a woman's breast and...
00:06 Do you know how I know you're gay How
00:18 What are you doing
00:14 So have you ever worked with electronics before
00:12 Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonight
00:33 You know the thing about relationships is that they
00:05 Something wrong with her underpants
00:12 When I was a little girl I developed early
00:04 He thinks you're a pothead I am
00:04 I'll still have sex with you if you want
00:05 It looks like the Doppler radar
00:08 I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this whore
00:06 This is the bullshit of all bullshits
00:08 I should tear up the hard wood
00:06 You know where to shave me
00:05 Or is this some sort of cruel joke that you're all in...
00:06 There were two sides to that billboard
00:06 Why did you cheat on her
00:05 From now on your dick is my dick I'm getting you some...
00:05 Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
00:10 That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like...
00:26 Okay I have a very fulfilling life
00:04 I just wanna get drunk fucked up and play some cards
00:05 I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks
00:06 You know what I mean I'm not a big ho runner
00:09 It just does This doesn't feel right
00:06 Are you okay The fucker came out of nowhere
00:09 Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong nigger
00:06 Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopy
00:08 Rich men get off work then buy stereo
00:11 I wanna introduce you to my friend
00:04 And what do you do with this vagina
00:33 Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...
00:05 You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...
00:33 Wait So you're a virgin
00:35 It's like this When I was growing pot I realized
00:34 She's picking you up from here Yeah
00:07 Fuck that nigger up
00:19 Here's a cute story I came home the other day
00:06 All right That's enough party's over
00:16 It's gonna be fine They don't even remember
00:07 I prefer vaginal intercourse
00:34 Hi Andy I'm gonna talk dirty to you
00:21 So tell me Montel
00:12 I am going to tell her
00:36 Fuck it I raise you Nastiest shit you've ever done
00:16 You need to stop fucking around with my friend okay
00:25 Okay The problem most men have is