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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Director

Judd Apatow

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

$109,449,237

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

Awards

10 wins & 19 nominations

Homepage

http://www.universalstudiosentertainment.com/the-40-year-old-virgin/

Andy

Trish

Catherine Keener

David

Jay

Cal

Beth

Elizabeth Banks

Nicky

Paula

Mooj

Haziz

Marla

Mark

Jordan Masterson

Julia

E-Bay Customer

Jill

Erica Vittina Phillips

Bernadette

Marika Dominczyk

Amy

Gina

Woman at Speed Dating

Woman at Speed Dating

Woman at Speed Dating

Speed Dating MC

Charlie Hartsock

Health Clinic Counselor

Dad at Health Clinic

Cedric Yarbrough

Dad at Health Clinic

Dad at Health Clinic

Boy at Health Clinic

Boy at Health Clinic

Boy at Health Clinic

Priest

Loudon Wainwright III

Joe

Sara

Gloria Helena Jones

Prostitute

Waxing Lady

Robin

Denise Meyerson

Bar Girl

Shannon Bradley

Bar Girl

Bar Girl

Bar Girl

Elizabeth DeCicco

Bar Girl

Bar Girl

Toe-Sucking Girl

16 Year-Old Andy

Michael Bierman

Girl with Braces

Marisa Guterman

Porn Star

Smart Tech Customer

Smart Tech Customer

Smart Tech Customer

Smart Tech Customer

Joseph T. Mastrolia

Woman Buying Videotapes

Man Buffing Floor

Motorist

Mother at Restaurant

Father at Restaurant

Daughter at Restaurant

Waitress at Restaurant

Miyoko Shimosawa

Woman Who Bought Television

Marilyn Dodds Frank

College Girl

Kim

Woman #1

Speed Dater

Cafe Girl

Vanessa CheriÃ© Guarnera

Speed Dater

Nicole Randall Johnson

Young Andy

Brandon Killham

Woman #2

Stephanie Lemelin

Background

Newswoman

Jamie Elle Mann

Cafe Girl

Girl in Electronic Store

Speed Dater

Bar Patron

Samantha J. Reese

Club Patron

Porn Actress

Andy's Mother

Boy at Wedding

Customer

Redhead

Shopping Girl

Christa Nicole Wells

Cop

Christopher T. Wood

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It's nothing official. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

It's nothing official.

Hi, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I heard Dave gave you the box of porn. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.

He thinks you're a pothead I am - The 40 Year Old Virgin

He thinks you're a pothead I am

Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my armsPlease don't reminisce about the times we fucked pleaseIt's so creepy Let's go to ParisI want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to youCut it out Cut what outThis go to Paris - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...

You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazyI moved I changed my e mail address my phone numberHe's practically stalking meWell I didn't know all that So I'm sorry - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...

You suppose he's had enough? - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You suppose he's had enough?

You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin PMsand you see if you could whack off before you fall asleepYou always win is the best part about the game - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...

Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy girlfriend Jill found your speed dating cardYeah rightGod I've been looking for that speed dating cardThank you so much for bringing it to meSo you actually wrote that one girl looked likeshe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...

Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho

Hey Andy What's up dude - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hey Andy What's up dude

You should keep your ho on a leash - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You should keep your ho on a leash

Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't that sweet - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't...

So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party What are we Al QaedaNo hold upNo no It's not that kind of party y'allYou're not coming to our fucking party either okayFuck you okayFirst of all it ain't that kind of partyGo fuck a goat YeahWhy you - The 40 Year Old Virgin

So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man

I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI think that he's rocking the shit in this one - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...

So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this and then in a year it's like You knowI'm kind of going - The 40 Year Old Virgin

So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just...

You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...

Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay

You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the movie Maid in ManhattanYou know how I know you're gay HowI saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread onceYou know how I know you're gay HowYou have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the...

You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you knowWhat is she going to think when she comes in here - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you just move in or something? No. Actually I - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you...

I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet underneathThat's never the case - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet...

That was so good. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

That was so good.

You really like kissing, don't you? - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You really like kissing, don't you?

Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns

I got them. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you mind if I use your magnum? - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you mind if I use your magnum?

Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you? It's Andy. Hi, I'm Andy. God! What are you doing? M - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you?...

Dude teach me - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special friendwho you fuck - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special...

When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was 14 I had this body you're looking atCan you imagine that I don't want to no - The 40 Year Old Virgin

When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was...

Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah. Yeah, I better go back to work. Yeah. S - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah....

What's up dawg What happened How was the date with TrishIt was a disaster ReallyYes I've never been more embarrassed in my lifeCouldn't get the condoms to workAnd one of them exploded on my ballsAnd then her kid walked in the roomWait Hold upShe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin

What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...

Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou test her with this shit okayHere tell me Tell me This is how it's gonna go Tell meI'm a virgin SweetI like that because you don't have chlamydiaAnd I know that and that shit is everywhere - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou...

What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs - The 40 Year Old Virgin

What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the...

I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man I'm going to'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liarand the message was Don't lieAnd that was a smart movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man...

Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins tooThat's funny I didn't even know you girls talked like thatI think my first time might be your best time tooWell I knew it You know whatI knew that you'd react that way and I knew thatyou would - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...

Hey, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and you better get on me tooWhat is wrong with this womanMercy mercy mercy - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and...

That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like Jack PalanceWell she's no Jack PalanceNo If Jack Palance looked like that ladyI would want to fuck Jack Palance right now - The 40 Year Old Virgin

That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like...

Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote

Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your birthday - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your...

This is the bullshit of all bullshitsYou scumbag Ass kisser - The 40 Year Old Virgin

This is the bullshit of all bullshitsYou scumbag Ass kisser

I'm very discreetBut I'll haunt your dreams - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I'm very discreetBut I'll haunt your dreams

So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I have electronics in my homePerfect That's the job pretty much You're very well qualified - The 40 Year Old Virgin

So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I...

I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't nobody's niggerI mean you somebody's nigger wearing this - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that...

Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by

This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what I'm saying spoon niggerWe fucked dwarfs in the assNigger - The 40 Year Old Virgin

This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch...

Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You can't tell - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You...

Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding each other ever so gently - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding...

Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love... Spiderman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love......

I'm all right. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Aquaman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Godspeed, Col. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking brunch - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking...

I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks

I didn't hear anything after "a liar. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I didn't hear anything after "a liar.

Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit.

Where do you put the penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Where do you put the penis

Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is with his girlfriend in my marital beddoing things that are illegal in AlabamaSex acts right Things that my wife won't do okayDid you have a question How do I get my wife to do thatDoes anybody else - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is...

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that a serious questionNo It wasn't Okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that...

I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does

Now there are ways of having sex without intercourseLet's see there are things like body rubbing or dry humpingYou could dry humpThere is masturbation Masturbation Play with yourselfMutual masturbation Play with a friend - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Now there are ways of having sex without...

Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We went to temple - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We...

Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah you'd tap thatSeth what you think you're cool with your little Jew froWe don't say tap that What are you talking about SethYou know what I'm a virgin tooThat'sWe're virgins too YeahNo you know what it's a - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah...

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal

Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis

So, I made that all up to help you out. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

So, I made that all up to help you out.

Do you have any weed? - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you have any weed?

Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is good Yes isn't itI always feel bad when I watch it baked'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lotand poor Gandhi isfucking starving his ass off Starving I know - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is...

If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get the set I'll throw in the DVD - The 40 Year Old Virgin

If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get...

Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses

It looks like the Doppler radar - The 40 Year Old Virgin

It looks like the Doppler radar

Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick looks big on TV okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick...

Wow. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Seriously? I think we're at 18. 'Cause there were a couple of dates there - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Wow. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Seriously? I think we're at...

Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think about is a fucking toyThey're not fucking toys This is Iron Man okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think...

He had a wife who he fucked by the way - The 40 Year Old Virgin

He had a wife who he fucked by the way

Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way homie's gonna play it. Yeah. Truth be told. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way...

Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again till that baby is in college. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once...

I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Techfor you okayI should have hired a 300 pound guywho could lift a 60 inch flat screenBut instead I hired a hot girlwho can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart...

Did you just flick me in the nuts? - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Did you just flick me in the nuts?

Well played, sir. - The 40 Year Old Virgin

Well played, sir.

When your son is born is he already in parole - The 40 Year Old Virgin

When your son is born is he already in parole

I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...

You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to drink How many pots have you smokenWhat are you talking - The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one...

How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken - The 40 Year Old Virgin

How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken

I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this whorewho stomped all over my heart - The 40 Year Old Virgin

I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this...

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Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

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Director: Judd Apatow

Writer: Judd Apatow, Steve Carell

Production: Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 2005

MetaScore: 73/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: $109,449,237

Released: 19 Aug 2005

Awards: 10 wins & 19 nominations

Homepage: http://www.universalstudiosentertainment.com/the-40-year-old-virgin/