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The 40 Year Old Virgin

A bag of sand! Come on, man!You could do better than that. God, me so horny?Me so stupid!

A bag of sand! Come on, man!You could do better than that. God, me so horny?Me so stupid!

Full Transcript

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A bag of sand Come on man You could do better than that
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God me so horny Me so stupid
Available in 8 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
111
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:00
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
It's gonna be fine They don't even rememberThose guys are coolThis is gonna be bad - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
It's gonna be fine They don't even rememberThose...
This is gonna be bad. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
This is gonna be bad.
Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis for you partner this for youWaves of them coming at you on Friday SaturdayBy Sunday your nuts gonna be drained - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis...
Hey Andy don't let him bother you It's okay not to have sexNot everybody is a pussy magnetWhat are you 25 I'm 40Holy shit man You've got to get on that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
Hey Andy don't let him bother you It's okay not to...
It's about love It's about peopleIt's about connection It's all about connectionsIt's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasuresIt's not about butthole pleasures at allIt's not about this rusty trombone and dirty SanchezPlease stop And - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:28
It's about love It's about peopleIt's about...
All right That's enough party's overLet the virgin get back to work - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
All right That's enough party's overLet the virgin...
Andy! Andy, come on. We were just kidding. Pointless. Andy, nobody cares that you're a virgin. Don't - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:18
Andy! Andy, come on. We were just kidding. Pointless. Andy,...
They were just having fun They didn't mean anything - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
They were just having fun They didn't mean anything
Hold on. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:20
Hold on.
You know what I respect women I love womenI respect them so much that I completely stay away from them - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
You know what I respect women I love womenI respect them so...
Okay I have a very fulfilling lifeAnd now I am making your silver pants blueGet some roadburn come onCome on suckerNow pretty ladies around the worldGot a weird thing to show youOh my God - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:26
Okay I have a very fulfilling lifeAnd now I am making your...
Hey Will and Grace back to workHey Haziz can you just give us a secondWe're just kind of in the middle of somethingI'm on my break okayFuck off Haziz Leave us alone all rightFuck off Fuck you Fuck youFuck you Fuck off Fuck offI'm gonna kick you in the - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:35
Hey Will and Grace back to workHey Haziz can you just give...
I went out with this girl for four monthsand it was the greatestgreatest thing in my lifeUntil she went down on this guy in an Escalade I thinkAnd you know instead of sayingOkay what am I doing that caused this behaviorI dumped her Stupid decisionI spent - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:53
I went out with this girl for four monthsand it was the...
Sorry. See you later. Thanks for the dance. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Sorry. See you later. Thanks for the dance.
I mean, I'm kind of nervous. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
I mean, I'm kind of nervous.
What are you doing? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:40
What are you doing?
That tickles. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
That tickles.
Cal, what do you think? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Cal, what do you think?
Wow this is pretty crowdedYeah Well it's 9 beer night - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Wow this is pretty crowdedYeah Well it's 9 beer night
All you doing is using your instinct That's itThat's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelleThere's a code written in his DNAIt says Tackle the gazelle OkayAnd believe it or not in every man there's a code written that saysTackle drunk bitches No - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
All you doing is using your instinct That's...