All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a...
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Jay:
[to Andy, in a bar]
All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk bitches."
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All you doing is using your instinct That's it
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That's how a tiger know he got to tackle a gazelle
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There's a code written in his DNA
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It says Tackle the gazelle Okay
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And believe it or not in every man there's a code written that says
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Tackle drunk bitches No
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 782
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 59s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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