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Andy Stitzer: [drunk] You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go,
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Andy Stitzer:
[drunk]
You know the thing about relationships is that they make one person go, "Blah blah blah blah blah," and the other person go, "What are you talking about?" And then one person goes, "Blah blah blah blah blah."
Cal:
How much have you had to drink, man?
Andy Stitzer:
Oh, how much have I had to drink? Hey, how many pots have you smoken?
Cal:
What are you talking about?
Andy Stitzer:
Oh, how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life? Let me ask you that. You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you? Who the fuck you, man? I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.

Transcript:
I need
genital to genital connection
and that's all I need.
You know, the thing
about relationships
is that they...
make one person go...
[gibbering]
And the other person go,
"What are you talking about?"
And then one person goes...
[gibbering]
How much have you had
to drink, man?
How much have I had to drink?
How many pots have you smoken?
What are you
talking about?
How many times have you gone
to the bathroom in your life?
Let me ask you that.
You know what, you don't have
an answer for that, do you?
Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.
No, you're such a good guy,
and I appreciate you.
What's up, baby, I didn't know
you had came already.
Hey, motherfucker!
[Both laughing]
Man, you know what,
tonight is the night.
You know what, you were
totally right and I was wrong.
You were right all along.
You cannot have
a relationship...
with somebody until...
you have sex
and that's the long...
That's the long
and short of it.
So, thank you.
That's good.
And now I have to go hunt
for some hos.
[Laughing]
He going to be all right?
No, I don't think he is.
Cal's a good guy.
Yeah, he's a great guy.
It's so funny, because,
you know...
when I first met him
and I thought you were
cute at the store...
he told me you were gay.
I'm not gay.
Cal says that I'm gay because
he has a real problem...
with his own gayness.
But seriously, I'm going
to lay it out for you,
right now.
I was a little reticent
to come over and talk to you.
You're very pretty
and you seem very nice.
The truth is...
I dated this woman,
let me rephrase that,
I dated this whore...

Clip duration: 107 seconds
Views: 58
Timestamp in movie: 01:50:21
Uploaded: 16 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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