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Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think about is a fucking toyThey're not fucking toys This is Iron Man okay
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

They're not fucking toys! This is Ironman, okay?

Trish:
I'm throwing myself at you and all you can think about are fucking toys.Andy Stitzer:They're not fucking toys! This is Ironman, okay?

Full Transcript

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Andy I'm throwing myself at you and
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all you can think about is a fucking toy
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They're not fucking toys This is Iron Man okay
Available in 7 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
1,096
Timestamp in Movie
01:46:13
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Catherine Keener
Trish
Catherine Keener
Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
He had a wife who he fucked by the way - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
He had a wife who he fucked by the way
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way homie's gonna play it. Yeah. Truth be told. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way...
Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again till that baby is in college. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:00
Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once...
I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Techfor you okayI should have hired a 300 pound guywho could lift a 60 inch flat screenBut instead I hired a hot girlwho can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart...
Did you just flick me in the nuts? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Did you just flick me in the nuts?
Well played, sir. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:22
Well played, sir.
When your son is born is he already in parole - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
When your son is born is he already in parole
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to drink How many pots have you smokenWhat are you talking - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one...
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this whorewho stomped all over my heart - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this...
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Hope you have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike...
We could do it in theButt if you want toBut if I want to whatButt But what What - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
We could do it in theButt if you want toBut if I want to...
You know where to shave meYeah Because I want to shave you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
You know where to shave meYeah Because I want to shave you
Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay. Wow! Holy shit! Wow. This is just the right thing to happen. Y - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:26
Wow. Okay, well, that was fast. Okay. Wow! Holy shit! Wow....
I just want to please you. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
I just want to please you.
It's so hot in here. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
It's so hot in here.
I wanna introduce you to my friendYour friend is so shiny - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
I wanna introduce you to my friendYour friend is so shiny
Your friend is so shiny. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Your friend is so shiny.
Where's you friend going? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
Where's you friend going?