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Trish: [phone rings] Hello? Andy Stitzer: Hey, how you doing? Trish: Um... how you doing? Andy Stitzer: I'm well. Trish: Who is this? Andy Stitzer: This is... James. [hits himself with the phone]
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Trish:
[phone rings]
Hello?
Andy Stitzer:
Hey, how you doing?
Trish:
Um... how you doing?
Andy Stitzer:
I'm well.
Trish:
Who is this?
Andy Stitzer:
This is... James.
[hits himself with the phone]

Trish:
James? Do I know you, James?
Andy Stitzer:
[stammering]
I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.
Trish:
Are you a telemarketer, James?
Andy Stitzer:
Yep.
Trish:
Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the fucking head! Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?
Andy Stitzer:
Okay.
Trish:
All right, I'll see you later, James.
Andy Stitzer:
Nice to talk to you.
Trish:
Fuck your mother, okay? Bye-bye.
[hangs up]

Transcript:
[Grunting]
I was wondering whether
you had a few minutes...
to talk about
a little laundry detergent.
Are you a telemarketer, James?
Yep.
Are you at the top
of a tall building?
Can you get to a roof quickly?
Jump off!
I mean, you people are sick.
Get a real fucking job,
why don't you?
Go shoot yourself
in the fucking head.
Hey, why don't you just,
you know,
get a knife and run into it?
Why don't you do that, huh?
Okay.
I'll see you later, James.
Nice to talk to you.
Fuck your mother, okay?
Bye-bye.
Oh.
[Doorbell ringing]
Hey, man.
Got a big box of porn for you.
Can I come in?
Yeah.
[Sighs]
Sweet video game chair.
So what's in the box?
It's my personal collection
of erotica.
I want to give it to you.
I think there might be
a few tapes in there
that just might open up...
Pandora's box of love.
Okay.
Amy and I,
we used to watch
Harry Twatter...
and we'd put it on
the television...
and then act it out
as it was going on...
and it was...
She's adorable.
Fucking bitch.
Well, you know,
this is really gracious
and kind...
and generous and everything.
But I just don't want
a big box of porn
in my apartment.
There's some really
great stuff in here.
Really great movies in here,
man.
Hey, did you ever see
School of Rock?

Clip duration: 86 seconds
Views: 61
Timestamp in movie: 00:49:29
Uploaded: 16 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


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