Andy Stitzer: [motioning to David's box of porn] I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much. David: What, masturbate? Andy Stitzer: Yeah. David: Dude, I've jacked it twice since
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Andy Stitzer:
[motioning to David's box of porn]
I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.
David:
What, masturbate?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
David:
Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. Are you kidding me? Why not?
Andy Stitzer:
It's not a hobby of mine.
David:
Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have.

Transcript:
Stop smiling, you jerk!
You pussy.
Oh, God. What's next?
You're doing the nipple.
(Cal)
Not the nipple.
Come on.
Not the nipple.
Please, Cal,
hold my hand.
You kidding me, man?
Hold my goddamn hand, man.
Do it! Just hold.
Okay, here we go.
[Exhaling]
(woman)
Ready?
No. Yup.
One, two, three.
[Screaming]
Nipple fuck!
Mika, you should
burn in hell!
Okay, all right.
No, seriously,
I think I'm done.
I think we're done.
I think that's good.
[Panting]
You know what, guys...
this is not
a good look for me!

Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 16
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd