You're gay now? No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate. I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I...
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Cal:
You're gay now?
David:
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal:
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this, and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David:
[smirks]
You're gay for saying that.
Cal:
I'm gay for saying that?
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How? How do you know I'm gay?
David:
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal:
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How? 'Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How?
David:
You like Coldplay.
Transcript
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Cal So you're gay now
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No I'm not gay I'm just celibate
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I think I mean that sounds gay
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I just want you to know that this is the first conversation
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of three conversations that leads to you being gay
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There's this and then in a year it's like You know
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I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there but I think I like guys
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And then there's the big I'm a gay guy now
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You're gay for saying that I'm gay for saying that
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You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay
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'Cause you macram d yourself a pair of jean shorts
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You know how I know you're gay
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You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore
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You know how I know you're gay How
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 556
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 44s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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