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So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this

The 40 Year Old Virgin

You like Coldplay

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Cal:
You're gay now?David:No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.Cal:I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this, and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."David: You're gay for saying that.Cal:I'm gay for saying that?David:You know how I know you're gay?Cal:How? How do you know I'm gay?David:Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.Cal:You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.David:You know how I know you're gay?Cal:How? 'Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?David:You know how I know you're gay?Cal:How?David:You like Coldplay

Full Transcript

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So you're gay now

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No I'm not gay I'm just celibate

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I think I mean that sounds gay

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I just want you to know that this is the first conversation

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of three conversations that leads to you being gay

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There's this and then in a year it's like You know

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I'm kind of going to wanna get back out there but I think I like guys

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And then there's the big I'm a gay guy now

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You're gay for saying that I'm gay for saying that

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You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay

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'Cause you macraméd yourself a pair of jean shorts

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You know how I know you're gay

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You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore

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You know how I know you're gay How

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'Cause you're gay and you can tell who other gay people are

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Do you know how I know you're gay How

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You like Coldplay

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تتذكرين إسمي أجل

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كيف حالك أنا بخير أحب متجرك

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أجل إنه رائع إذا كان عندك وقت لتتفقده إنه

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حسنا

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كيف يسر العمل

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تعلم الأمر طويل أقصد يحتاج الأمر لوقت

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أتريدين الخروج معي لاحقا أجل

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أجل لا مانع من هذا سيكون هذا رائعا

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أعتقد أني ربما سأكون متفرغة في عطلة هذا الإسبوع إن كان هذا يناسبك

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أو تستطيع الإتصال بي غدا و نحدد موعدا لهذا

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حسنا عظيم عظيم

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حسنا سأتصل بك و أجل سيكون هذا رائعا

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كيف حالك مبروك لك

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حسنا إذا سـ أجل

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أيمكنني مساعدتك

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أجل هذان رائعان سآخذهما

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شكرا إنهما رائعتان السمكة الذهبية تعجبني دائما

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On a ri de toi à la boutique de cadres

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quand tu as amené ça Personne n'a ri

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Tu sais ce qui te rend gai Aimer Asia

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Arrêtez ces trucs de gai

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Elle est déjà en chemin d'accord

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Calme toi pour commencer d'accord

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Arrête de me calmer et dis moi quoi faire

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On n'a qu'à prendre tout ce qui est gênant

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et l'enlever

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Sinon elle se croira au ranch de Neverland

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Salut Comment ça va

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Bien

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Alors on y va

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Tu viens d'emménager

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Non En fait je fais poser un nouveau tapis

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Je fais poser un nouveau tapis demain alors

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Tu vois D'accord

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D'accord J'aime bien le plancher

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Ok Um wie viel Uhr wollen Sie mich abholen

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Mal sehen

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Das ist ein kleines Problem weil ich nur auf 2 Rädern fahre

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Das ist cool Im Ernst

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Ich fahre liebend gern Motorrad

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Mein Freund auf dem College fuhr auch Motorrad

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Ja das war echt cool

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Ja War sicher cool Ich fahre Fahrrad

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Wieso du schwul wirkst

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Wieso

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Du stehst auf den Film Maid in Manhattan

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Wieso du schwul wirkst Wieso

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Ich sah mal wie du Spinat Dip in Sauerteigbrot gemacht hast

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Wieso du schwul wirkst Wieso

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Dein Regenbogenaufkleber am Auto auf dem steht

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Ich mag Eier vor meinem Gesicht

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Das soll schwul sein

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I'm actually free tonight

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Okay Now I was thinking maybe this weekend but that's good Okay

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Trish Great

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Okay what time do you want to pick me up

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Let's see

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That's actually kind of a problem because I ride a bike

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That's cool Are you kidding me

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I love getting on the back of a motorcycle

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My boyfriend in college drove a motorcycle

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So I mean I'm cool

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Yeah I bet that was cool I ride a bicycle

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You know how I know that you're gay

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How

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You like the movie Maid in Manhattan

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You know how I know you're gay How

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I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once

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Перестань меня успокаивать Скажи лучше что делать

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Мы с Дэйвом заберём отсюда всё это позорище и уйдём

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И твоя квартира

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перестанет быть похожа на пристанище Майкла Джексона

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Привет Привет как дела

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Хорошо

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Ну что сразу пойдём

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Вы недавно переехали да

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Да нет просто завтра мне будут класть

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новое ковровое покрытие

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Ну что ж

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А по моему пол и без покрытия неплох

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Да Стоит содрать паркет и посмотреть

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нет ли там ковра Никогда не знаешь

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А здесь здорово Да

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Qué eres gay ahora No no soy gay sólo célibe

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Creo que eso suena gay

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Sólo quiero que sepas que ésta es la primera conversación

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de tres conversaciones que llevarán a que eres gay

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Está esto y después en un año dirás Sabes

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Quiero volver a salir pero me gustan los hombres

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Y después está el gran Ahora soy gay

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Tú eres gay por decir eso Soy gay por decir eso

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Sabes cómo sé que eres gay Cómo Cómo lo sabes

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Porque hiciste un macramé en tus jeans cortos

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Sabes cómo sé que eres gay

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Dijiste que no te acostarás más con mujeres

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Sabes cómo sé que eres gay Cómo

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Porque eres gay y puedes identificar a otros gays

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Sabes cómo sé que eres gay Cómo

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Te gusta Coldplay

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Estás muerto

Available in 7 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

2,187

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:44

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Cal

David