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Can I help youI don't know Can youAre you looking for somethingIs there something I should be looking forWe have a lot of booksSo maybe it depends on what you likeWhat do you likeWe have a great

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Beth:
Can I help you?Andy Stitzer:I don't know. Can you?Beth:Are you looking for something?Andy Stitzer:Is there something I should be looking for?Beth:We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like.Andy Stitzer:What, um, what do you like?Beth:We have a great section of do-it-yourself.Andy Stitzer:Do you like to do it yourself?Beth: Sometimes... if, um, the mood strikes!Andy Stitzer:How is the mood striking you now?Beth: What's your name?Andy Stitzer:What's your name?Beth:I'm Beth.Andy Stitzer:Andy.Beth:Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy?Andy Stitzer:I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth

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Can I help you

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I don't know Can you

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Are you looking for something

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Is there something I should be looking for

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We have a lot of books

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So maybe it depends on what you like

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What do you like

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We have a great section of

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do it yourself

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Do you like to do it yourself

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Sometimes I mean

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if the mood strikes

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How is the mood striking you now

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What's your name

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I'm Beth

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Andy

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Don't tell on me okay Andy I won't

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Unless you want to be told on

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Beth

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لكن أنا لا أريد صندوق مليء بالدعارة في شقتي

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يوجد هنا أشياء رائعة حقا

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حقا أفلام رائعة هنا يا رجل

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هل سبق لك أن رأيت مدرسة الروك

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أجل حسنا هذا

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يسمى مدرسة

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أنت تعرف

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هذا لطيف لكنه من بطولة جاك الذكر الأسود

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هذا يجعل الأمر منطقي

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يا صاح هاهو

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بونير جيمس 03 إنه شريط منوع أنا أنتجته

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كل المقاطع الرائعة التي رئيتها في صيف عام2003

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أعتقد بأنك ستحبه فعلا أجل أعتقد هذا

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هذا

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الجميع يحبون رايموند

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لم يكن من المفترض أن يكون

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إنه مسلسل رائع حقا أقوم بتسجيله أحيانا

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في الحقيقة أعتقد بأن لا تفهم شيء يا ديف

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أنا لا أريد هذه الأشياء فهمت لأني لا أقوم بها بتلك الكثرة

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ماذا الإستنماء أجل

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يا صاح لقد فعلتها مرتين و أنا هنا

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أتمزح معي لما لا إنها ليست من هواياتي

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حسنا إذا هذه هي الهواية الوحيدة التي لا تملكها

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لا بصراحة أنا لا أشعر بالراحة حين أتحدث عن

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عليك بهذا أنت منتهي

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أنت مثل هذه الدمى

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جميعها محكمة بإغلاق في صندوقك

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عليك أن تلعب مع لا تفعل

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لا تخرجها من مكانها

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أنا آسف أتعرف ماذا إنها

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تخسر من قيمتها إذا أخرجتها من صندوقها

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أنا أقول فحسب دعها تخرج أعطها بعض الهواء يا صاح إلعب معها

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خذ صندوق الجنس معك لن آخه معي

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Aie le courage de lui téléphoner

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Elle t'a demandé de le faire Elle le veut

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Allô Salut comment ça va

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Et vous ça va Je vais bien

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Qui est à l'appareil

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Ici James James Est ce qu'on se connaît

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Je me demandais si vous aviez quelques minutes

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pour parler d'un détergent

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Êtes vous téléprospecteur James

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Oui

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Êtes vous dans un gratte ciel

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Êtes vous capable de monter sur le toit Sautez

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Ça ne va pas la tête

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Trouvez un vrai emploi vous voulez

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Tirez vous une balle dans la tête

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Trouvez un couteau et jetez vous dessus d'accord

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Pourquoi ne pas faire ça

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D'accord À plus James

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Ce fut agréable Baisez votre mère d'accord

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J'ai une boîte pleine de trucs pornographiques

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Je peux entrer Oui

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Méchante chaise pour jeux vidéo

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Qu'y a t il dans la boîte

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Ma collection érotique personnelle

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Je veux te l'offrir

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Je crois que certaines des vidéos là dedans pourraient ouvrir

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la boîte érotique de Pandore

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Ah bon

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Sie hat dich gebeten anzurufen Sie will dass du anrufst

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Hallo Hey Wie geht es Ihnen so

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Wie geht es Ihnen denn Gut

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Wer ist denn da

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Hier ist James Kenne ich Sie irgendwoher James

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Ich würd mich sehr gern ein paar Minuten

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über Ihr Waschmittel unterhalten

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Sind Sie ein Telemarketer James

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Ja

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Sind Sie in den oberen Etagen

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Können Sie schnell aufs Dach gehen Springen Sie

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Ich meine Sie sind krank

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Suchen Sie sich einen anständigen Job

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Schießen Sie sich in den Kopf

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Hey wieso springen Sie nicht in ein Messer

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Wieso machen Sie so was nicht

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Ok Bis dann James

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War nett mit Ihnen zu reden Ficken Sie sich ins Knie Tschüss

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Hey Hab dir eine Kiste mit Pornos mitgebracht

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Darf ich reinkommen Ja

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Schöner Videospiel Sessel

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Also was ist da drin

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Meine Privatsammlung an Erotikstreifen

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Die will ich dir schenken

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Ich glaube ein paar der Videos könnten vielleicht

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Good joke

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This is a fun conversation

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Just grow a backbone and call her

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She asked you to call her She wants you to call her

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Telephone ringing

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Hello

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Hey how you doing

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How you doing I'm well

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Who is this

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This is James James Do I know you James

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Grunting

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I was wondering whether you had a few minutes

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to talk about a little laundry detergent

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Are you a telemarketer James

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Yep

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Are you at the top of a tall building

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Can you get to a roof quickly Jump off

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I mean you people are sick

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Get a real fucking job why don't you

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Go shoot yourself in the fucking head

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Hey why don't you just you know get a knife and run into it

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Why don't you do that huh

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Okay I'll see you later James

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Nice to talk to you Fuck your mother okay Bye bye

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Oh

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Doorbell ringing

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Hey man Got a big box of porn for you

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Can I come in Yeah

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Sighs

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Sweet video game chair

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So what's in the box

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Dia menyimpan mutiara yang disembunyikan di seluruh dunia

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dan mutiara ini bisa digunakan untuk keluar cepat dari Neraka

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Kau bisa menggunakannya untuk keluar dari sana

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Bagaimana fungsi mutiara ini Gampang

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Ambil mutiara itu injak dan hancurkan

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tentukan dimana kau ingin dibawa

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Sekarang ini tiga mutiara itu ada di Amerika Serikat

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Алло

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Привет Как дела

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Привет а у вас Хорошо

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Кто это

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Это Джеймс '' Джеймс Мы знакомы Джеймс ''

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Скажите

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каким стиральным порошком вы пользуетесь

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Джеймс вы из телефонного маркетинга

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Да

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Вы в небоскрёбе находитесь

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Сможете быстро добежать до крыши Прыгайте

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Вы там все просто больные

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Найди нормальную работу А лучше

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пусти себе пулю в лоб

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Или купи нож и воткни себе в живот

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Вот тебе мой совет

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До встречи Джеймс

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Приятно было поболтать '' Трахни свою маму Пока ''

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До свидания

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Привет друг Я принёс тебе целый ящик порнухи

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Войти можно Да заходи

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Отличное кресло для видеоигр

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Так что в этой коробке

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Моя личная коллекция эротики

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Хочу подарить её тебе

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Там есть несколько кассет которые откроют для тебя

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любовный ящик Пандоры

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Понятно

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Мы с Эмми любили включить ''Гарри Вроттера''

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смотреть на экран

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и повторять за героями все их действия

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Знаешь как круто

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Она была великолепна

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Puedo ayudarte

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No lo sé Puedes

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Estás buscando algo

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Hay algo que debería buscar

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Tenemos muchos libros

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Quizá depende de qué te gusta

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Qué te gusta a ti

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Tenemos una gran sección de

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Hágalo usted mismo

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Te gusta hacerlo tú misma

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A veces Digo

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si se me antoja

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Se te antoja en este momento

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Cómo te llamas

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Cómo te llamas tú

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Soy Beth

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Andy

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Andy

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No me delates Andy No lo haré

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A menos que quieras que te delate

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Beth

Available in 8 languages

Duration

79 seconds

Views

1,562

Timestamp in Movie

00:47:10

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Beth

Elizabeth Banks

Andy Stitzer

Andy