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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit

Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit

Full Transcript

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Cool
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Wow
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Where do you put the penis
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Oh shit
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
113
Timestamp in Movie
01:37:57
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
Where do you put the penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Where do you put the penis
Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is with his girlfriend in my marital beddoing things that are illegal in AlabamaSex acts right Things that my wife won't do okayDid you have a question How do I get my wife to do thatDoes anybody else - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is...
Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that a serious questionNo It wasn't Okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that...
I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does
Now there are ways of having sex without intercourseLet's see there are things like body rubbing or dry humpingYou could dry humpThere is masturbation Masturbation Play with yourselfMutual masturbation Play with a friend - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
Now there are ways of having sex without...
Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We went to temple - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We...
Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah you'd tap thatSeth what you think you're cool with your little Jew froWe don't say tap that What are you talking about SethYou know what I'm a virgin tooThat'sWe're virgins too YeahNo you know what it's a - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
Wait So you're a virginI'd tap that Oh yeah...
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal
Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis
So, I made that all up to help you out. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
So, I made that all up to help you out.
Do you have any weed? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:35
Do you have any weed?
Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is good Yes isn't itI always feel bad when I watch it baked'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lotand poor Gandhi isfucking starving his ass off Starving I know - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is...
If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get the set I'll throw in the DVD - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get...
Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses
It looks like the Doppler radar - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
It looks like the Doppler radar
Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick looks big on TV okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick...
Wow. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Seriously? I think we're at 18. 'Cause there were a couple of dates there - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:23
Wow. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Seriously? I think we're at...
Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think about is a fucking toyThey're not fucking toys This is Iron Man okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think...
He had a wife who he fucked by the way - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
He had a wife who he fucked by the way
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way homie's gonna play it. Yeah. Truth be told. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way...