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Do you have any extra large condomsSeth you got a tiny penis
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis

Boy at Health Clinic:
Hey, do You have any extra large condoms?Dad at Health Clinic:Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis

Full Transcript

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Do you have any extra large condoms
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Seth you got a tiny penis
Available in 8 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,564
Timestamp in Movie
01:41:11
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Loren Berman
Boy At Health Clinic
Loren Berman
Jeff Kahn
Dad At Health Clinic
Jeff Kahn
Mindy Kaling
Amy
Mindy Kaling
So, I made that all up to help you out. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
So, I made that all up to help you out.
Do you have any weed? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:35
Do you have any weed?
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Watch TV I'll probably re watch GandhiGandhi baked is...
If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get the set I'll throw in the DVD - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
If I get the set will you throw in the DVDYou don't get...
Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is this the movie about babies that are geniuses
It looks like the Doppler radar - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
It looks like the Doppler radar
Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick looks big on TV okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Everybody dick looks big on 60 inch TVMy sister's dick...
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Wow. Yeah. Really? Uh-huh. Seriously? I think we're at...
Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think about is a fucking toyThey're not fucking toys This is Iron Man okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
Andy I'm throwing myself at you andall you can think...
He had a wife who he fucked by the way - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
He had a wife who he fucked by the way
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way homie's gonna play it. Yeah. Truth be told. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Okay. That's the way you want it that's the way...
Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once this baby's born, you ain't going out again till that baby is in college. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:00
Baby, you better enjoy yourself tonight 'cause once...
I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart Techfor you okayI should have hired a 300 pound guywho could lift a 60 inch flat screenBut instead I hired a hot girlwho can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
I hired a 90 pound girl to work in the stockroom at Smart...
Did you just flick me in the nuts? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Did you just flick me in the nuts?
Well played, sir. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:22
Well played, sir.
When your son is born is he already in parole - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
When your son is born is he already in parole
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I...
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one person goAnd the other person go What are you talking aboutAnd then one person goesHow much have you had to drink manHow much have I had to drink How many pots have you smokenWhat are you talking - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
You know the thing about relationships is that theymake one...
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
How much have I had to drink How many pots have you smoken
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this whorewho stomped all over my heart - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I dated this woman let me rephrase that I dated this...