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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Your dick tastes like shit

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Full Transcript

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Do you know how I know you're gay How
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You like Coldplay
Available in 7 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,039
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:21
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Paul Rudd
David
Paul Rudd
Seth Rogen
Cal
Seth Rogen
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the movie Maid in ManhattanYou know how I know you're gay HowI saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread onceYou know how I know you're gay HowYou have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:29
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the...
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you knowWhat is she going to think when she comes in here - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:11
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you just move in or something? No. Actually I - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:25
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you...
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet underneathThat's never the case - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet...
That was so good. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
That was so good.
You really like kissing, don't you? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:54
You really like kissing, don't you?
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns
I got them. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
I got them.
Do you mind if I use your magnum? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Do you mind if I use your magnum?
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you? It's Andy. Hi, I'm Andy. God! What are you doing? M - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:28
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you?...
Dude teach me - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Dude teach me
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special friendwho you fuck - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special...
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was 14 I had this body you're looking atCan you imagine that I don't want to no - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was...
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah. Yeah, I better go back to work. Yeah. S - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah....
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with TrishIt was a disaster ReallyYes I've never been more embarrassed in my lifeCouldn't get the condoms to workAnd one of them exploded on my ballsAnd then her kid walked in the roomWait Hold upShe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:42
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...
Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou test her with this shit okayHere tell me Tell me This is how it's gonna go Tell meI'm a virgin SweetI like that because you don't have chlamydiaAnd I know that and that shit is everywhere - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou...
What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the...
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man I'm going to'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liarand the message was Don't lieAnd that was a smart movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man...
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins tooThat's funny I didn't even know you girls talked like thatI think my first time might be your best time tooWell I knew it You know whatI knew that you'd react that way and I knew thatyou would - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...