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Do you have any weed?

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Do you have any weed? Yeah.You do have some. Can spare anyor is it all spoken for? I mean,...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Do you have any weed? Yeah.You do have some. Can spare anyor is it all spoken for? I mean, like whatare we talking? Are we... Just enough to get mebaked for like a week. That's a lot of weed. Yeah, I am taking vacationnext week, so... Where are you going?I'm not going anywhere. I'll stay in my apartment.Just getting baked? I want to be bakedthe whole time. Watch TV,I'll probably re-watch Gandhi. Gandhi baked is good.Yes, isn't it? I always feel badwhen I watch it baked 'cause I get really hungryand I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is fucking starving his ass off.Starving, I know

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Do you have any weed

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Yeah You do have some

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Can spare any or is it all spoken for

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I mean like what are we talking Are we

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Just enough to get me baked for like a week

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That's a lot of weed

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Yeah I am taking vacation next week so

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Where are you going I'm not going anywhere

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I'll stay in my apartment Just getting baked

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I want to be baked the whole time

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Watch TV I'll probably re watch Gandhi

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Gandhi baked is good Yes isn't it

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I always feel bad when I watch it baked

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'cause I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot

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and poor Gandhi is

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fucking starving his ass off Starving I know

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العلاقة الخارجية هي كل ما ليس له إتصال بالمهبل

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أنا أفضل العلاقة الداخلية

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إنه يفضلها بالفعل

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الآن هناك طرق لممارسة الجنس من دون العلاقة الداخلية

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لنرى هناك أمور مثل فرك الجسد أو الإحتكاك الجاف

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بإمكانك فعل الإحتكاك الجاف

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هناك الإستنماء الأستنماء تلعبين مع نفسك

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الإستنماء المتبادل تلعبين مع صديقك

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التقبيل العميق هنا التدليك الجنسي

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يبدو ذلك أمرا رائعا

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لعب الجنس الفموي يذكرني الأمر بليلة الجمعة

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إخرس يا سيث لقد ذهبنا للمعبد

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il est très important de conserver la valeur

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et la qualité de l'emballage

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Andy je me jette dans tes bras

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et tu ne fais que penser à ce fichu jouet

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Ce ne sont pas des fichus jouets C'est lron Man d'accord

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J'ai eu ça en deuxième année

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C'est dur pour un enfant de ne pas l'ouvrir tu sais

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Ceci est important

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Ce sont mes choses

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et tu essaies de m'obliger à les vendre sans mon consentement

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Non Tu m'y obliges

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Je ne t'oblige Tu m'encourages

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à démissionner Ce n'est pas vrai

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Tu veux que j'aie une boutique Tu veux que je vende tout

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Et sache ceci

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Je ne changerai pas comme ça Je ne peux pas changer pour toi

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Natürlich

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Du hast es noch nie getan Nein ich hab es noch nie getan

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Bitte sag es nicht deiner Mom ok

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Nein mach ich nicht Danke

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Aber wann wirst du es ihr sagen

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Glaub mir ich arbeite daran

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Ich arbeite daran

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Hast du Gras

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Ja Du hast etwas

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Hast du was übrig oder ist alles verplant

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Wovon reden wir hier Von

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Um mich eine Woche stoned zu machen

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How can you tell

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Well you know I go to school with like 400 guys

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who are all trying to have sex

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And yeah so I can tell who's done it

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Of course

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And you really haven't No I really haven't

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Please don't tell your mom okay

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Yeah I won't Thanks

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But when are you gonna tell her

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Believe me I'm working on it

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I am working on it

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Do you have any weed

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Мне купили его во втором классе

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Ты хоть представляешь как трудно мне было не открыть коробку

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Они очень важны для меня

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Это значимые в моей жизни вещи

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а ты заставляешь меня их продавать

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Нет Заставляешь

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Я не заставляю И подстрекаешь меня

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бросить работу Да нет же Я не пытаюсь

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Хочешь чтобы я открыл магазин Чтобы всё распродал

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Знаешь что я тебе скажу Я не могу измениться в одно мгновенье

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И не могу подстраиваться под тебя

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Знаю Я не хочу тебя менять Ты мне нравишься

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Я просто помогаю тебе повзрослеть Энди

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Большое тебе спасибо

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Но ты же Господи ты ездишь на работу на велосипеде И ты кладовщик

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Tienes marihuana

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Sí Realmente tienes

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Tienes para darme o la tienes toda vendida

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De cuánto estamos hablando Hablamos de

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Lo suficiente para drogarme por una semana

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Eso es mucha hierba

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Me tomo vacaciones la semana próxima y

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Adónde irás A ninguna parte

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Me quedo en mi apartamento Drogada

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Quiero estar drogada todo el día

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Mirar la tele Quizá vuelva a ver Gandhi

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Gandhi drogado es buena Sí verdad

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Me siento mal al verla drogado

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porque me da mucha hambre y como mucho

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y el pobre Gandhi

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está cagándose de hambre Lo sé

Available in 7 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

78

Timestamp in Movie

01:42:00

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.