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Dude here it isBoner Jams '03 It's a mixed tape I madeAll these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Here it is - Boner Jams '03. It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer...

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Here it is - Boner Jams '03. It's a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003

Full Transcript

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Dude here it is
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Boner Jams '03 It's a mixed tape I made
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All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003
Available in 3 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
2,765
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:58
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Paul Rudd
David
Paul Rudd
Steve Carell
Andy
Steve Carell
I don't want this stuff okay Because I don't do that that muchWhat masturbate YeahDude I've jacked it twice since I've been hereAre you kidding me Why not It's not a hobby of mineWell then that's the only hobby you don't have - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:18
I don't want this stuff okay Because I don't do...
Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box o pornIt's my gift to you No I don't want itDavid it's notAndy for the last timeI don't want your giant box of pornographyNo no no Come on manSo uncoolUncoolUncool is trying to give an honest man a - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:24
Take your porn with you I'm not taking itTake your box...
No no no Come on man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
No no no Come on man
It's nothing official. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
It's nothing official.
Hi, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:47
Hi, Andy.
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
I heard Dave gave you the box of porn.
He thinks you're a pothead I am - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
He thinks you're a pothead I am
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my armsPlease don't reminisce about the times we fucked pleaseIt's so creepy Let's go to ParisI want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to youCut it out Cut what outThis go to Paris - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:27
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause you're giving him hope and it's driving the man crazyI moved I changed my e mail address my phone numberHe's practically stalking meWell I didn't know all that So I'm sorry - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...
You suppose he's had enough? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
You suppose he's had enough?
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin PMsand you see if you could whack off before you fall asleepYou always win is the best part about the game - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy girlfriend Jill found your speed dating cardYeah rightGod I've been looking for that speed dating cardThank you so much for bringing it to meSo you actually wrote that one girl looked likeshe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho
Hey Andy What's up dude - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Hey Andy What's up dude
You should keep your ho on a leash - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You should keep your ho on a leash
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't that sweet - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't...
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party What are we Al QaedaNo hold upNo no It's not that kind of party y'allYou're not coming to our fucking party either okayFuck you okayFirst of all it ain't that kind of partyGo fuck a goat YeahWhy you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI think that he's rocking the shit in this one - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...