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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry

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Excuse me Pardon me
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Sorry
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:42
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
Excuse me. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:43
Excuse me.
Oh manI had a weekend YeahWe went to Tijuana Mexico you knowand we thought it would be fun you know to go to this showEveryone's You gotta check out one of these showsAnd you know it's a woman fucking a horseWe get there and you know we think it's gonna - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:34
Oh manI had a weekend YeahWe went to Tijuana Mexico you...
Hey Paula YeahI gotta tell you something I'm really excited about itFor the first time today I woke upI came to the store and I feel confident to say to youthat if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVDthat you've been playing for two years straight - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:46
Hey Paula YeahI gotta tell you something I'm really...
Nothing against him but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more timeI'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Nothing against him but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more...
This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasmaWhat are you doing That's my customerIt certainly is not When I came upon her she was unattendedNo that's my WaitGo to the checkout there Pick up there pleaseShe was unattended because I went to the backto get the - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:23
This is a great TV Nothing beats a plasmaWhat are you doing...
Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong niggerHey You're fucking with the wrong sand nigger okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong niggerHey...
I just wanna get drunk fucked up and play some cards - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
I just wanna get drunk fucked up and play some cards
Fuck a goat - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:03
Fuck a goat
You need to get past that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You need to get past that
Fuck it I raise you Nastiest shit you've ever doneI'm talking about nastyWowSo many stories are running through my head right nowI dated this girlfor a while and she was really a nasty freakShe just loved to get down with sex all the timeShe was like any - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:36
Fuck it I raise you Nastiest shit you've ever...
You know when you like you grab a woman's breast and it's - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
You know when you like you grab a woman's breast and...
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once
Dude it's not a big deal You like to fuck guysI'm cool I got friends who fuck guys in jail - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Dude it's not a big deal You like to fuck guysI'm...
You guys are so up your asses - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You guys are so up your asses
From now on your dick is my dick I'm getting you some pussy - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
From now on your dick is my dick I'm getting you some...
A bag of sand! - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
A bag of sand!
It's gonna be fine They don't even rememberThose guys are coolThis is gonna be bad - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
It's gonna be fine They don't even rememberThose...
This is gonna be bad. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
This is gonna be bad.
Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis for you partner this for youWaves of them coming at you on Friday SaturdayBy Sunday your nuts gonna be drained - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Andy it's going down partner We're gonna beThis...
Hey Andy don't let him bother you It's okay not to have sexNot everybody is a pussy magnetWhat are you 25 I'm 40Holy shit man You've got to get on that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:15
Hey Andy don't let him bother you It's okay not to...