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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Excuse me.Thank you. Good morning.Hey. Good morning, Paula.Andy. Excuse me.I have a...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Excuse me.Thank you. Good morning.Hey. Good morning, Paula.Andy. Excuse me.I have a question. What is the difference betweenHi8 and Digital video tapes? I'm not a salesman,so, I could probably... Welcome to Smart Tech. Howcan I be of service to you? Well, I was justwondering what is the differencebetween these? Well, if I'm photographingsomeone as fine as yourself I'd probably go Digital. Hey, don't worryI've been lied to

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Excuse me Thank you

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Good morning Hey

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Good morning Paula Andy

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Excuse me I have a question

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What is the difference between Hi8 and Digital video tapes

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I'm not a salesman so I could probably

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Welcome to Smart Tech How can I be of service to you

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Well I was just wondering

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what is the difference between these

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Well if I'm photographing someone as fine as yourself

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I'd probably go Digital

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Hey don't worry I've been lied to

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أنا أعتذر لكن الآوان قد فات

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لقد تمت الصفقة

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إذا عليك إعطائي نصف الأرباح

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لن تنال شيئا من أرباحي

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علي الحديث إلى بولا هذا الأمر جنوني

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هذا هراء

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في كل مرة أتم صفقة تذهب إلى بولا للبكاء عندها

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ماذا عن جيسي جاكسون جيسي القديم يحتاج لقضية

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لقد سئمت من سرقتك لزبائني

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لقد سئمت بكائك كالأطفال

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هل تريد حل هذا في الخارج لنحلها في الخارج و نسحقها

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لنبق في الداخل لنري الجميع كم أنت شخص جبان إتفقنا

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لأني حين آخذ النصل الذي في حذائي من غمده

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لا أعيده حتى يمتلئ بالدم

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إستمعي لي أنت تعبث مع الزنجي الخطاء

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أنت تعبث مع الزنجي المصفر الخطاء إتفقنا

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يا صاح سأقوم بشنقك بعمامتك

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العمامة الآن هل ترى أية عمامة لعينة هنا

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Excusez moi Merci

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Bonjour Salut

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Bonjour Paula Andy

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Pardon J'ai une question

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Qu'est ce qui différencie les cassettes vidéo numériques des Hi8

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Je ne suis pas vendeur Je ne peux probablement

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Bienvenue à Smart Tech Comment puis je vous aider

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Je me demandais

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quelle est la différence entre ces deux produits

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Eh bien si je photographiais quelqu'un de votre calibre

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je prendrais la numérique

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Écrans plats

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Wenn ich was verkaufe gehst du zu Paula

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Wie wäre es mit Jesse Jackson Er braucht einen Grund zum Kämpfen

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Dein Kundenklau nervt mich Mich nervt deine Jammerei

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Willst du rausgehen Sollen wir es draußen austragen

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Bleiben wir hier damit alle sehen dass du eine Memme bist

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Denn wenn ich die Klinge in meinem Schuh aus der Scheide ziehe

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kann ich sie erst zurückstecken wenn Blut vergossen wurde

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Jetzt hör mal zu Du legst dich mit dem Falschen an

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Hey Du legst dich mit dem falschen Schwarzen an ok

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Mann ich schlag dir den Turban ein

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Turban Siehst du hier einen verdammten Turban

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Rede ich wie ein Turban Typ

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Sage ich Jay willst du Slurpee Willst du Slurpee

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Scheiß auf dich ok Ich bin in Brooklyn geboren

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I need to talk to Paula This is crazy

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This is bullshit

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Every time I make a sale you go crying to Paula

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How about Jesse Jackson Old Jesse needs a cause

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Sick of you poaching my customers

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I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit

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You wanna take this shit outside Just take it outside and squash it

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Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have okay

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Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath

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I can't return it until it has spilled blood

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Look listen to me You are fucking with the wrong nigger

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Hey You're fucking with the wrong sun nigger okay

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Dude I will hang your old ass by your turban

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Turban now Do you see any fucking turban here

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Do I talk like a turban guy

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Do I say Hey Jay do you want a Slurpee You want a Slurpee

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Telah dicuri

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Apa Kau pikir aku yang mencurinya

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Kemahakuasaan telah membutakanmu saudaraku

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Kita dilarang saling mencuri kekuatan

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Tapi anak anak kita tidak Kau menuduh puteraku

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Aku sudah tak bertemu dengannya sejak bayi Dia tak mengenalku

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atau pun mengenal siapa dirinya itu karenamu Jika puteramu pencurinya

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akan ku kirimkan dia ke kedalaman Tartarus

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Jika kau menyentuhnya kau akan berperang seumur hidupmu

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Доброе утро Пола Привет Энди

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Извините у меня вопрос

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в чем разница между Нi 8 и цифровыми видеокассетами

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Я не продавец но возможно

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Добро пожаловать в ''Смарт Тек'' Чем могу помочь

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Я просто хотела узнать

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в чем разница между вот этими и этими

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Если снимать такую красавицу как вы

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то я бы выбрал цифру

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О Господи Прости дружище я опоздал Не вопрос

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Disculpe Gracias

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Buenos días Hola

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Buenos días Paula Andy

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Disculpe Tengo una pregunta

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Qué diferencia hay entre las cintas Hi8 y las digitales

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No soy vendedor así que podría

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Bienvenida a Smart Tech En qué puedo servirle

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Bueno me preguntaba

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cuál es la diferencia entre estas dos

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Si yo fuera a filmar a alguien tan bella como usted

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probablemente elegiría la digital

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Available in 8 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:02:56

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.