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He thinks you're a pothead I am
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Andy Stitzer:
Jay thinks you're a pot head.Cal:I am

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He thinks you're a pothead I am
Available in 8 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
872
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:30
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
Seth Rogen
Cal
Seth Rogen
Steve Carell
Andy
Steve Carell
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Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my...
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You need to stop fucking around with my friend okayBecause...
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You suppose he's had enough?
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You know what's a fun game HuhYou take three Excedrin...
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Are you Andy YeahIs this yours Did you write this stuffMy...
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Yeah I remember that girl She was a ho
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Hey Andy What's up dude
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You should keep your ho on a leash
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Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't...
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So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...
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Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
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I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...
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Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...
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Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay
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You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...
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Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
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Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you...