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Dad at Health Clinic: Here's a cute story. [Talking about his son] Dad at Health Clinic: I came home the other day... and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed... doing things that are *illegal*
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Dad at Health Clinic:
Here's a cute story.
[Talking about his son]

Dad at Health Clinic:
I came home the other day... and he is with his girlfriend in my marital bed... doing things that are *illegal* in the state of Alabama. Sex acts, right? Things that my wife won't do, okay?
Health Clinic Counselor:
Did you have a question?
Dad at Health Clinic:
How do I get my wife to do those things?
Health Clinic Counselor:
Does anyone else have a question?

Transcript:
Any questions?
Here's a cute story.
I came home the other day...
and he is with his girlfriend
in my marital bed...
doing things that are illegal
in Alabama.
Sex acts, right?
Things that my wife won't do,
okay?
Did you have a question?
How do I get my wife
to do that?
Does anybody else
have a question?
My daughter is,
for lack of a better word...
dumb.
How do I stop
her menstrual cycle?
You want her to stop
having a menstrual cycle?
I want to stop it,
maybe just for a few years.
Yeah, I don't think
that's a good idea.
Does anybody else
have a question?
I have a question.
I think some of the people
here might be
sexually inexperienced.
Is it true that if you
don't use it, you lose it?
Is that a serious question?
No. It wasn't.
(Judith)
Okay.
Now, there are a lot
of activities that you can
engage in...
without having sex
that are both fun and safe.
What sort of activities?
I think...
everybody wants to know
about the activities.
Well,
instead of having intercourse,
you could have outer-course.

Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 62
Timestamp in movie: 01:38:39
Uploaded: 16 September, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

Dad at Health Clinic - Cedric Yarbrough
Health Clinic Counselor - Nancy Carell