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Hey, Andy!

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hey, Andy!What's up, dude? Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara.How you doing? When you going toget a car?...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Hey, Andy!What's up, dude? Hey, Joe. Hey, Sara.How you doing? When you going toget a car? Hey, why don't you geta car? I can't afford it. So, Survivor tomorrownight. We on? See you then. I'll bring a soda.Hey, enjoy your orange. Okay, take care.See you. Bye-bye. That guy needs to get laid.Tell me something I don't know

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Hey Joe Hey Sara How you doing

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When you going to get a car

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Hey why don't you get a car I can't afford it

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So Survivor tomorrow night We on See you then

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I'll bring a soda Hey enjoy your orange

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Okay take care See you Bye bye

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That guy needs to get laid Tell me something I don't know

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أريد إخبارك بشيء أنا متحمس جدا بشأنه

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لأول مرة اليوم إستيقظت

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أتيت للمتجر و أشعر بالثقة لإخبارك

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أنك إذا لم تطفئي قرص مايكل ماكدونالد المدمج

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و الذي إستمريتي بتشغيله طيلة سنتين متواصلتين

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سأقتل كل من في المتجر

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و أضع رصاصة في رأسي

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ديفيد مالذي تقترح بأن نعرضه أنا لا أهتم أي شيء

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سأفضل بأن أشاهد الجميلة و الوحش

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Salut Joe Salut Sara Ça va

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Achèteras tu une voiture

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Achète toi une voiture plutôt Je ne peux pas me le permettre

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On regarde Survivor demain soir Oui à demain

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J'apporterai une boisson Bon appétit

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D'accord à bientôt C'est ça Salut

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wenn du nicht die Michael McDonald DVD rausnimmst

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die du seit 2 Jahren ununterbrochen laufen lässt

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werde ich jeden hier im Laden töten

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und mir dann selbst in den Kopf schießen

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David was sollen wir denn spielen Das ist mir egal Irgendwas

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Ich würde Beautician and the Beast vorziehen

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Lieber höre ich mir 8 Stunden Fran Drescher an

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als die ganze Zeit Michael McDonald

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Nichts gegen ihn aber wenn ich noch einmal Yah Mo B There höre

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werde ich zum Yah Mo Monster und fackel den Laden ab

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I came to the store and I feel confident to say to you

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that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD

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that you've been playing for two years straight off

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I'm going to kill everyone in the store

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and put a bullet in my brain

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David what do you suggest we play I don't care Anything

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I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast

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I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours

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than have to listen to Michael McDonald

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Nothing against him but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time

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Когда ты наконец купишь машину

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А сам чего не покупаешь Деньжат не хватает

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Завтра ''Последний герой'' по ящику Смотреть будешь А то

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Я принесу содовую Пей свой сок

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Лады Пока Пока пока

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Ему бы трахнуться не помешало А то я не знаю

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Hola Joe Hola Sara Cómo están

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Cuándo comprarás un auto

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Por qué no compras uno tú No puedo pagarlo

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Survivor mañana a la noche Sí nos vemos

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Traeré una gaseosa Disfruta tu naranja

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Bueno cuídate Nos vemos Adiós

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Este tipo necesita sexo Vaya novedad

Available in 7 languages

Duration

25 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:01:56

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.