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The 40 Year Old Virgin

When you gonna get a car?

[first lines] Joe:
Hey Andy! What's up, dude? Andy Stitzer:
Hey Joe. Hey Sara. How you doing? Joe:
When you gonna get a car?

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.627
Hey Amy how's it going How you feeling I'm great
Duration
12 seconds
Views
961
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:24
Uploaded
Nov 20, 2022
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Lee Weaver
Joe
Lee Weaver
Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
Paul Rudd
David
Paul Rudd
You should keep your ho on a leash - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
You should keep your ho on a leash
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't that sweet - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Yeah he's performing a public colonoscopyIsn't...
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party What are we Al QaedaNo hold upNo no It's not that kind of party y'allYou're not coming to our fucking party either okayFuck you okayFirst of all it ain't that kind of partyGo fuck a goat YeahWhy you - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
So tell me Montelwhy weren't we invited to the party...
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Why you always telling me to fuck a goat man
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI think that he's rocking the shit in this one - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand butI...
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Because her hands were as big as André the Giant'sAnd...
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just celibateI think I mean that sounds gayI just want you to know that this is the first conversationof three conversations that leads to you being gayThere's this and then in a year it's like You knowI'm kind of going - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:43
So you're gay nowNo I'm not gay I'm just...
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know I'm gay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
You know how I know you're gay How How do you know...
Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Do you know how I know you're gay HowYou like Coldplay
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the movie Maid in ManhattanYou know how I know you're gay HowI saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread onceYou know how I know you're gay HowYou have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:29
You know how I know that you're gayHowYou like the...
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag dudeShe's picking you up from here YeahThat's fucked up manWhy WhySeriously I mean look at this place manYou gotta see this through the eyes of a woman you knowWhat is she going to think when she comes in here - The 40 Year Old Virgin 01:11
You guysshe's picking me up in an hourOh drag...
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you just move in or something? No. Actually I - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:25
Hi. Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you...
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet underneathThat's never the case - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet...
That was so good. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
That was so good.
You really like kissing, don't you? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:54
You really like kissing, don't you?
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns
I got them. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
I got them.
Do you mind if I use your magnum? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Do you mind if I use your magnum?
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you? It's Andy. Hi, I'm Andy. God! What are you doing? M - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:28
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you?...