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The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hi, Andy.I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I want to havelots of sexy sex with you. I want to...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Hi, Andy.I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I want to havelots of sexy sex with you. I want to touchyour big, fat noodle 'cause I want to havenaughty intercourse with you. I want you to put your penison, I mean, in me, Andy. I want to do lots of,lots of sexy, hot things with you. Shit. This really isn't working,Andy. I don't know what to say because I am you. Okay. New tape. Nothing is ever good enoughand it's always our fault. Hey, you can't speakto your m other like that. You do.She's not m y m other

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Hi Andy I'm gonna talk dirty to you

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I want to have lots of sexy sex with you

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I want to touch your big fat noodle

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'cause I want to have naughty intercourse with you

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I want you to put your penis on I mean in me Andy

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I want to do lots of lots of sexy

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hot things with you Shit

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This really isn't working Andy I don't know what to say

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because I am you

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Okay New tape

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Nothing is ever good enough and it's always our fault

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Hey you can't speak to your m other like that

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You do She's not m y m other

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مالذي تفعلينه هنا ديفيد

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و أنت جينا جاينا

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ماذا هناك لا شيء

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إسمع سأكون صريحة معك

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مر وقت طويل منذ أن كنت مع رجل

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قضيت الكثير من الوقت مع النساء

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أتطلع لأعود فوق عصاة بوجو

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أتفهم ما أقصده معذرة

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أتتذكرين تلك المرة التي مارسنا فيها الحب و بكيتي بين ذراعي

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رجاء لا تذكرني بالأوقات التي مارسنا فيها الجنس رجاء

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إنها مخيفة جدا لنذهب لباريس

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أريد أن آخذك تحت برج إيفل و أضاجعك

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توقف عن هذا أتوقف عن ماذا

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أن نذهب لباريس لقد إنفصلنا منذ سنتين تقريبا يا رجل

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أنا لا أريد مواعدتك مرة أخرى

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أنت عاهرة أنا لست عاهرة

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أنا لم أحبك فحسب

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هذا مانحن عليه

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كلام المعقد ماذا

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أنت رجل وسيم شكرا لك

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Cet endroit est sophistiqué

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BIENVENUE À Rancart 20 Rendez vous par Heure

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Que se passe t il

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Qui est prêt à s'amuser

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Les gars

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Ne faites pas comme si de rien n'était J'ai compris

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En aussi peu qu'une heure chacun aura 20 rendez vous

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Ne faites pas ça je vous en prie J'ai vu ça à Primetime Live

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D'accord maître ninja

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On t'a offert tous nos conseils

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Tu passes à l'action

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Quels conseils Vous vous êtes contredits

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Il te prend pour un drogué Je le suis

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Hé Mon gars Pourquoi tu râles

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C'est toi qui as voulu tout ça Non

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Arrête de râler comme une fille tu veux

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Je ne râle pas comme une fille Oui tu râles

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Tu vas apprendre 10 ans de techniques en un seul jour

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Je n'ai pas envie Après ça

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tu seras rendu à mon niveau Viens

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Pose des questions Ce n'est pas une bonne idée

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Du projizierst deine Ideen auf ihn

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Er ist vielleicht ein kluger Idiot

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aber er ist nicht clever genug um so tiefgründig zu sein

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Aber sein Körper ist toll

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Würdest du mit ihm vögeln Ohne nachzudenken

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Du würdest ihn vögeln Definitiv

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Hey Andy wohin gehst du zur Pause

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Ich weiß nicht Ich hab ein Truthahn Sandwich

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Wir wollten in so 'nen Laden gehen Komm doch mit

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Ist wirklich spitze da Viele süße Schnecken

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Ich weiß nicht Ok

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Wir haben ein Hemd für dich gekauft

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Der Laden ist wirklich klasse

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WILLKOMMEN Speeddating 20 Dates 1 Std

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Ist hier irgendwas los

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Wer von euch hat Lust auf ein bisschen Spaß

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He Leute

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Nein Ignoriert mich nicht Ich weiß was das ist

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Like he's bored at work and he just wanted to kick up some shit

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so he told us all he's a virgin

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You're seeing that a lot of stuff that's not there

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You're just projecting all over him

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He might be an idiot savant

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but he's not like clever enough to go that deep

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But he's got a great body

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Would you fuck him In a New York minute

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You would fuck him Absolutely

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Hey Andy what are you doing for lunch

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I don't know I have a turkey sandwich

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We're gonna go around the corner I think you should come with us

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There's this great place A lot of cute girls

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I don't know Okay

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We brought you a shirt

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This place is pretty fancy

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Something going on

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Hey who's ready to have some fun

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People cheering

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Halo

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Halo Ada orang di Auntieville

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Coba kita periksa Ada soda gratis disini

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Oke Menjijikan

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Departemen Kesehatan harus memberikan nilai F pada tempat ini

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Hei kita kesana

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Lihat ini

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Bagus

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Drachma koin emas Berarti kita di tempat yang tepat

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Нет Не смейте меня игнорировать Я знаю что это за место

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За час каждый из вас побывает на двадцати свиданиях

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Прошу вас не надо Я видел это в ''Праймтайм Лайв''

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Ну ладно мастер ниндзя

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Мы дали тебе все возможные советы

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Теперь пора применить их в действии

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Советы Ребята вы все советовали разное

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Он считает что ты куришь траву Я и курю

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Эй эй эй чувак Чего ты ноешь

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Ты сам этого хотел Нет не хотел

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Перестань ныть как баба

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Я не ною как баба Нет ты ноешь как баба

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Чувак здесь ты сможешь за день снять столько баб сколько тебе за десять лет не увидеть

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Не хочу я снимать баб У тебя есть шанс

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скакнуть на мой уровень Пошли

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Просто задавай вопросы Не нравится мне все это

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Привет Привет как дела

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Прекрасно

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Прекрасно

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Ну да

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Hola Andy Te diré cochinadas

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Quiero tener un montón de sexo sexy contigo

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Quiero tocarte ese pito gordo y grande

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porque quiero tener un coito salvaje contigo

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Quiero que pongas tu pene sobre digo en mi Andy

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Quiero hacer montones de cosas sexy

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y calientes contigo Mierda

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Esto no funciona Andy No sé qué decir

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por que yo soy tú

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Bien Otra cinta

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Nunca suficientemente bueno y siempre es nuestra culpa

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Oye no puedes hablarle así a tu madre

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Tú lo haces No es mi madre

Available in 8 languages

Duration

47 seconds

Views

206

Timestamp in Movie

00:53:58

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.