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Hello. Hey, how you doing? How you doing? I'm well. Who is this? This is James. Jam es. Do I know yo

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Hello. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?I'm well. Who is this? This is James.Jam es. Do I...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Hello. Hey, how you doing? How you doing?I'm well. Who is this? This is James.Jam es. Do I know you, Jam es? I was wondering whetheryou had a few minutes... to talk abouta little laundry detergent. Are you a telemarketer, James? Yep. Are you at the topof a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly?Jum p off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real fucking job,why don't you? Go shoot yourselfin the fucking head. Hey, why don't you just, youknow, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh? Okay.I'll see you later, Jam es. Nice to talk to you. Fuckyour m other, okay? Bye-bye. Oh

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Hello

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Hey how you doing

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How you doing I'm well

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Who is this

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This is James Jam es Do I know you Jam es

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I was wondering whether you had a few minutes

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to talk about a little laundry detergent

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Are you a telemarketer James

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Yep

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Are you at the top of a tall building

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Can you get to a roof quickly Jum p off

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I mean you people are sick

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Get a real fucking job why don't you

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Go shoot yourself in the fucking head

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Hey why don't you just you know get a knife and run into it

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Why don't you do that huh

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Okay I'll see you later Jam es

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Nice to talk to you Fuck your m other okay Bye bye

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Oh

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inspiré des scènes que j'aimais l'été 2003

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Je crois que tu aimeras Oui Je n'en doute pas

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Voici

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Tout le monde aime Raymond

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Ce n'est pas censé

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C'est bon Je l'enregistre des fois

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Je crois que tu n'as pas bien compris Dave

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Je ne veux pas ces trucs d'accord Je ne fais pas ça souvent

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Quoi Te masturber Oui

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Je me suis branlé deux fois depuis mon arrivée

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Tu plaisantes Pourquoi pas Ce n'est pas un passe temps

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Tu fais tout sauf ça pour passer le temps

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Sérieusement je n'ai pas envie de parler de

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Tu dois te défouler

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Tu es remonté comme une figurine

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dans un boîtier sous vide

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Tu dois jouer avec Non

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Ne le sors pas

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Je suis désolé Mais tu sais

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il perdra sa valeur si tu le sors de son boîtier

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Das ergibt Sinn

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Alter das ist es

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Ständer Mix '03 Das habe ich selbst zusammengestellt

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Alle tollen Szenen auf die ich damals im Sommer 2003 so stand

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Ich glaub darauf stehst du auch Ja wenn du das sagst

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Das hier ist

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Everybody Loves Raymond

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Das gehört da nicht rein

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Gute Serie Nehme ich manchmal auf

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Ich glaube du verstehst etwas nicht Dave

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Ich will das Zeug nicht haben ok Weil ich so etwas nicht mache

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Was masturbieren Ja

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Alter ich hab mir hier 2 Mal einen runtergeholt

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Ist das ein Witz Warum nicht Das ist keins meiner Hobbys

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Dann ist das das einzige Hobby das du nicht hast

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Nein ehrlich ich möchte nicht darüber reden

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Du musst Du bist am Ende

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You know

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That's nice But it stars Jack Black Cock

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That makes sense

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Dude here it is

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Boner Jams '03 It's a mixed tape I made

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All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003

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I think you'd really dig it Yeah Now I can see that

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This is

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Everybody Loves Raymond

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That's probably not supposed to be

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This is a good show I just tape it sometimes

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Well I don't think you understand something Dave

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I don't want this stuff okay Because I don't do that that much

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What masturbate Yeah

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Dude I've jacked it twice since I've been here

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Are you kidding me Why not It's not a hobby of mine

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Хороший сериал я иногда его записываю

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Дэйв по моему ты не совсем понимаешь

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Мне не нужны порнофильмы я не так уж часто занимаюсь этим

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Онанизмом Да

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Серьёзно А я уже два раза вздрочнул пока с тобой разговаривал

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Почему нет то Это не моё хобби

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Только этого хобби у тебя и нет

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Да нет серьёзно Мне даже говорить про это неловко

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А нужно а то ты какой то взвинченный

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Ты как коллекционная игрушка

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сидишь в закрытой коробке

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Надо иногда вылезать и играть Не смей

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Не надо Не снимай их оттуда

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Извини но если их вынуть из коробки

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они потеряют свою ценность

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Вот я и говорю выйди из своей коробки Вдохни свежего воздуха Вздрочни

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Забери своё порно Не заберу

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Унеси отсюда эту порнуху

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Это мой подарок Она мне не нужна

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Hola Hola cómo estás

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Cómo estás tú Estoy bien

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Quién habla

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Habla James James Te conozco James

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Me preguntaba si tendrías unos minutos

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para hablar de un jabón para la ropa

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Eres un televendedor

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Sí

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Estás en la cima de un edificio

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Puedes llegar al techo rápido Salta

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Ustedes son unos enfermos

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Consíguete un trabajo en serio quieres

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Pégate un tiro en la puta cabeza

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Oye por qué no buscas un cuchillo y chocas con él

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Por qué no haces eso sí

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De acuerdo Nos vemos James

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Fue agradable hablar contigo Vete a la mierda sí Adiós

Available in 6 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

2,677

Timestamp in Movie

00:49:11

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Trish

Catherine Keener

Andy Stitzer