Wassup, dawg, what happened? How was the date with Trish? Oh, it was a disaster. Really?...
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Jay:
Wassup, dawg, what happened? How was the date with Trish?
Andy Stitzer:
Oh, it was a disaster.
Cal:
Really?
Andy Stitzer:
Yes, I've never been more embarrassed in my life. I couldn't get the condoms to work, and one of them exploded on my balls. And then, her kid walked in the room...
Jay:
Woah. Wait. Hold up. She was hiding the kid from you, dawg?
Andy Stitzer:
You know what? It doesn't matter. Because it was goin' downhill straight from there.
Jay:
Listen, you don't want no baby daddy drama. Trust me on this one, aight? For all you know, he in prison right now. Let's say y'all livin' together. Next thing you know, you the one gone on the first and the fifteenth, huh, to pick up the government check? What if he got boys that's on the outside? And they stalkin' you? See what I'm sayin? You gotta think, patna!
Andy Stitzer:
What the fuck are you talking about?
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What's up dawg What happened How was the date with Trish
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It was a disaster Really
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Yes I've never been more embarrassed in my life
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Couldn't get the condoms to work
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And one of them exploded on my balls
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And then her kid walked in the room
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Wait Hold up
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She was hiding the kid from you dawg
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You know what it doesn't matter
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because it was going downhill straight from there
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Listen you don't want no baby daddy drama
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Trust me on this one all right
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For all you know he in prison right now
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Let's say y'all living together
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Next thing you know you the one going on the 1st and the 15th
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to pick up the government check
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 270
Timestamp in movie: 01h 19m 26s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
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