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I can't do it

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I can't do it. God, what are youdoing here? We came here because we wereconcerned about...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

I can't do it. God, what are youdoing here? We came here because we wereconcerned about you and Trish and now I could not givea fuck. How did you even knowwhere she lives? I hit it like eight months back. What? Never gave her back the key,man. You have no idea where this is going, allright? That girl is a freak. Oh, it's happening!It's happening! Andy! You think? We've been talking,and look, if you love Trish,you can't do this. Look, you guys, I don'tknow what I'm doing anymore. I don't even know who I am.All I know is that womanscares the shit out of me and I just wanna go home,okay? Let's go.We should all get out of here. Okay.We should all go. It wasn't that goodfor me. We should totallyget out of here. We should run awayfrom here

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I can't do it

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God what are you doing here

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We came here because we were concerned about you and Trish

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and now I could not give a fuck

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How did you even know where she lives

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I hit it like eight months back What

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Never gave her back the key man You have no idea

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where this is going all right That girl is a freak

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Oh it's happening It's happening Andy

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You think

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We've been talking and look

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if you love Trish you can't do this

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Look you guys I don't know what I'm doing anymore

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I don't even know who I am All I know is

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that woman scares the shit out of me

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and I just wanna go home okay

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Let's go We should all get out of here

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Okay We should all go

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It wasn't that good for me

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We should totally get out of here

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We should run away from here

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يا إلهي لا تقل أكثر من هذا

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آخر أصدقائي سال جونير مجرد شخص واطي

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كان بإمكاني تماما الدفع لأحد لقتله

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ذلك مقدار كرهي لذلك الوغد

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ياإلهي أنت رائعة أنت أيضا

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إنها أنت

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كيف حالك

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بأفضل حال منذ أن كلمتك

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أنظري بإمكاني الرؤية من خلال قميصك

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رائعان

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إذا أتعتقد أن علينا

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أخذ هذه الحفلة لشقتي أم ماذا

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أنا أرد بقول نعم

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آمل أن يكون عندك شاحنة كبيرة لأن سأضع فيها دراجتي

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أجل هيا بنا

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Oh Mon Dieu

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Non je ne veux pas te tuer

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C'est pour ça que je n'ai pas essayé de coucher avec toi

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J'avais peur tu vois

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Je ne savais pas comment m'y prendre

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Je ne croyais pas y arriver

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Mais bien sûr que oui On s'aime

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Vraiment

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Je t'aime

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Oui

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Dégage la voie le puceau

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Ferme la espèce de salaud

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Non ça va Ça va désolé

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Tu sais

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j'ai longtemps cru que quelque chose n'allait pas chez moi

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parce que ce n'était jamais arrivé

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mais je viens de comprendre que je t'attendais

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Dein Freund glänzt wirklich schön

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Und der Süße hier weiß ganz genau worauf ich stehe

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Wo geht denn dein Freund da hin

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Ich mach mich nur ein bisschen warm für dich

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Ein gutes Aufwärmen ist wichtig Man will sich ja nichts zerren

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Wow Das ist schön anzusehen

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Beth It's so hot in here

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I wanna introduce you to my friend

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Your friend is so shiny

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This guy knows exactly what I like

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Where's you friend going

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This is how I'm gonna warm up for you

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That's always good to warm up You don't wanna pull something

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Moaning

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Exclaims

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Мне было страшно понимаешь

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Я не знал что нужно делать

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Не был уверен получится ли

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Конечно у нас всё получится ведь мы любим друг друга

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Правда

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Я люблю тебя

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Убирайся с дороги девственник

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Заткни свою поганую пасть урод

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Да всё нормально Прошу прощения

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Знаешь

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я всю жизнь думал со мной что то не в порядке

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поэтому этого так ни разу и не произошло

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Но теперь я понимаю что я просто напросто ждал тебя

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No puedo hacerlo

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Dios qué hacen aquí

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Vinimos porque estábamos preocupados por ti y Trish

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y ahora me importa un bledo

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Cómo sabían dónde vive ella

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Estuve aquí hace ocho meses Qué

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Nunca le devolví la llave No tienes idea de

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lo que pasará sí Esa chica es un fenómeno

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Está sucediendo Estás sucediendo Andy

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Tú crees

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Estuvimos hablando y mira

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si amas a Trish no puedes hacer esto

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Miren chicos ya no sé qué estoy haciendo

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Ya ni sé quién soy Sólo sé

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que esa mujer me da mucho miedo

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y sólo quiero irme a casa sí

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Vamos Deberíamos irnos de aquí

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Está bien Deberíamos irnos todos

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No fue tan bueno para mí Salgamos volando de aquí

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Deberíamos salir corriendo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

74

Timestamp in Movie

01:57:55

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.