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I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Smart Tech Customer:
Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?Jay:That I can't do...Smart Tech Customer:Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.Jay:Whoa, whoa, whoa... I ain't nobody's nigga.Smart Tech Customer:Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.Jay:Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably.Smart Tech Customer:Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.Jay:Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here now!

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I could do that Wait last thing

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I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it

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for the price of on the house

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That I can't do

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Hey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me out

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Hold up I ain't nobody's nigger

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I mean you somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie

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Now you being condescending

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See you've been warned all right Just move forward amicably

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Okay Well check this out

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First of all you're throwing too many big words at me

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Okay now because I don't understand them

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I'm gonna take them as disrespect

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Watch your mouth and help me with the sale

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Okay see now you found yourself a nigger

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You were looking for a nigger Nigger here now See

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هل أنت بخير

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هل قلت للتو بأن لديها ثلاثة أبناء و أحدهم لديه طفل

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أجل إذا إذا فهي ج دة

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لا

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أنا لست طبيبا أو شيء من هذا القبيل

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لكنها جدة لعينة

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أجل مهما يكن أنت تعرف

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إنها الج دة الأكثر إثارة رأيتها في حياتي

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أجل إنها كذلك إنها الجدة الأكثر إثارة

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إنها جدة جيدة المظهر جدتي تبدو مثل جاك بالانس

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في الحقيقة إنها ليست جاك بالانس

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لا إن كان جاك بالانس يبدو مثل تلك السيدة

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لرغبت في مضاجعت جاك بالانس حالا

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أجل أنا أيضا

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إنها ج دة مثيرة

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اللعنة أجل لا الج دة رائعة يا رجل

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عليك بمضاجعتها فوق أريكتها البلاستيكية

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ضاجعها بينما هي تشاهد جريمة قد كتبتها بنفسها

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Ça va

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Il n'y a personne

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Je veux tout connaître à ton sujet

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Je veux tout te dire

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C'est vrai Oui

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Que veux tu faire Quels sont tes rêves

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Tu ne veux pas travailler à Smart Tech toute ta vie

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Je travaille là depuis longtemps

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Et ces temps ci je crois que je devrais ouvrir ma propre boutique

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Vraiment Oui

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Quelle sorte de boutique Une boutique de chaînes stéréo

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Oh Mon Dieu c'est si Pourquoi pas

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Je n'ai pas assez d'argent

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Et tes pièces de collection

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Si tu les vendais tu aurais une fortune

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Hey sei kein Neger Sei mein Nigga Ok Hilf mir

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Warte Ich bin hier von keinem der Nigga

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Von irgendjemand bist du der Nigga wo du so was trägst

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Jetzt werd mal nicht dünkelhaft

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Hör zu Ich hab dich gewarnt ja Klären wir das Ganze einvernehmlich

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Ok Und jetzt hör ganz genau zu

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Wirf hier nicht mit albernen Wörtern rum

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Ok und weil ich dich nicht verstehe

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denke ich dir fehlt der Respekt

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Komm mir beim Verkauf entgegen

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Ok alles klar Du hast deinen Nigga gefunden

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Du wolltest einen Nigga Den kannst du kriegen Klar

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Die Vorhersage finster und wolkig Erhöhte Schusswechselgefahr

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Willst du gehen Tritt zurück

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Dann mal los Nigga

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Was sollen wir tun

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I could do that Wait last thing

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I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it

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for the price of on the house

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That I can't do

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Hey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me out

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Hold up I ain't nobody's nigger

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I mean you're somebody's nigger wearing this nigger tie

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Now you being condescending

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See you've been warned all right Just move forward amicably

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Okay Well check this out

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First of all you're throwing too many big words at me

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Okay now because I don't understand them

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I'm gonna take them as disrespect

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Watch your mouth and help me with the sale

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Okay see now you found yourself a nigger

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You were looking for a nigger Nigger here now See

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Apa itu DVD

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Kau serius

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Terserah Kurasa itu film terbaik tahun ini

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Apa Tunggu Tahun ini

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Ya tahun ini 1971

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Percy bangun

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Kau harus pergi

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Bangun Anda bisa mencicip bunga lotus

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Aku tak mau

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Terima kasih Satu saja

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Tidak

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Никого нет

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Я хочу знать о тебе всё

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А я хочу рассказать

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Правда Да

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Чем ты хотел бы заниматься У тебя есть мечта

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Ты же не хочешь до конца дней работать в ''Смарт Тек''

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Я там уже очень давно работаю Ну

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и недавно мне пришла в голову мысль открыть свой собственный магазин

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Да что ты Да

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А какой магазин Ну магазин техники

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Супер Надо было давно открыть

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Но у меня нет на это денег

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А как же твоя коллекция

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За неё ты сможешь выручить кучу денег

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Недавно я продала фигурку американского солдата аж за тысячу баксов

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Серьёзно У тебя есть такие

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Да Правда

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У меня их сорок семь

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Не может быть Правда

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Да В оригинальной упаковке

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Podría hacer eso Espera lo último

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También necesito la garantía extendida

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al precio de la casa invita

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No puedo hacer eso

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Oye no seas malo Sé mi negro Sí Ayúdame

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Espera Yo no soy el negro de nadie

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De alguien eres el negro con esa corbata

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Ahora estás siendo condescendiente

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Yo te advertí sí Ahora procede cordialmente

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Está bien Escucha esto

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Primero me tiras demasiadas palabras raras

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Como no las entiendo

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las tomaré como falta de respeto

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Cuidado con lo que dices y ayúdame con la venta

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Está bien ahora te encontraste un negro

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Buscabas un negro Aquí tienes un negro Ves

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Pronóstico para hoy Nublado con probabilidades de tiroteo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

41 seconds

Views

1,223

Timestamp in Movie

01:29:20

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Smart Tech Customer

Jay

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