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Andy Stitzer: [motioning to David's box of porn] I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much. David: What, masturbate? Andy Stitzer: Yeah. David: Dude, I've jacked it twice since
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Andy Stitzer:
[motioning to David's box of porn]
I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.
David:
What, masturbate?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
David:
Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here. Are you kidding me? Why not?
Andy Stitzer:
It's not a hobby of mine.
David:
Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have.

Transcript:
Well, I don't think
you understand something,
Dave.
I don't want this stuff, okay?
Because I don't do that,
that much.
What, masturbate?
Yeah.
Dude, I've jacked it twice
since I've been here.
Are you kidding me? Why not?
It's not a hobby of mine.
Well, then,
that's the only hobby
you don't have.
No, seriously,
I just don't feel comfortable
talking about...
You need to.
You're wound up.
You're like one of these
action figures...
all hermetically sealed
in your box.
You gotta play with...
Don't!
Don't take it out!
I'm sorry.
You know what, it's just...
It loses its value if you
take it out of its packaging.
I'm just saying, let it out.
Give it some air, man.
Play with it.
Take your porn with you.
I'm not taking it.
Take your box-o-porn.

Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 55
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd