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Hey Paula YeahI gotta tell you something I'm really excited about itFor the first time today I woke upI came to the store and I feel confident to say to youthat if you don't take this Michael McDonald

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Ah-fuck you!

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

David:
Hey, Paula.Paula:Yeah?David:I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.Paula:David, what do you suggest we play?David:I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.Paula:You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor.David: Ah-fuck you!

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Hey Paula Yeah

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I gotta tell you something I'm really excited about it

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For the first time today I woke up

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I came to the store and I feel confident to say to you

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that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD

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that you've been playing for two years straight off

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I'm going to kill everyone in the store

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and put a bullet in my brain

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David what do you suggest we play I don't care Anything

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I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast

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I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours

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than have to listen to Michael McDonald

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Nothing against him but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time

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I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground

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You're such a smart ass Get back on the floor

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Fuck you

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ها أنت تسقط

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ها أنت تسقط

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شخص غبي

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و منزل كامل

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يال دوقاتي ماذا

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كم مرة لعينة لعبت البوكر على الإنترنت يا صاح

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لساعة أو ساعتين في الليلة حينما لا أكون ألعب هيلو

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لماذا دعوت هذا الرجل إنه محترف لعين

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هذا هراء خنزير

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أنت أنت شخص وغد لتدعوني للمجيئ إلى هنا

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أخبرتني أنه شخص لطيف ألم تقل هذا

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في الحقيقة تبا لكم يا رفاق تبا لك أنت و أنت و أنت

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و قبل مؤخري البنية الكبيرة حسنا

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سأراك غدا

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سلام حسنا يا رجل

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ضاجع لك عنزة

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تصبح على خير أنا أحب ذلك الرجل

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يا صاح أنت تماما تبا علي الذهاب اللعنية

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J'ai un truc à te dire Je suis vraiment excité

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Pour la première fois je me suis réveillé ce matin

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je suis arrivé au magasin et j'ai le courage de te dire

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que si tu n'arrêtes pas de faire jouer ce DVD

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de Michael McDonald qui joue depuis deux ans

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je tuerai tout le monde dans le magasin

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et je me tirerai une balle dans le crâne

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David que suggères tu comme DVD Je m'en fous N'importe quoi

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J'écouterais même La Belle et la Brute à la place

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Je préfère m'assujettir à Fran Drescher pendant 8 heures

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plutôt qu'à Michael McDonald

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Je n'ai rien contre lui mais si j'entends Yah Mo B There encore

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je m'armerai de mon yatagan de yakusa

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Tu as vraiment une grande gueule Retourne à ton poste

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Va te faire voir

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Cette télé est extra Rien ne surpasse le plasma

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Du bist erledigt

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Blödmann

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Und ein Full House

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Oh mein Gott Was

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Wie oft spielst du eigentlich Online Poker

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Ein bis zwei Stunden am Abend wenn ich nicht gerade Halo spiele

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Wieso habt ihr den eingeladen Verkackter Zocker

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Alles Scheiße

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Du blödes Arschloch Meintest ich soll kommen

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weil er ein netter Kerl ist oder

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Du kannst mich mal Und du und du und du auch

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Ihr könnt mir alle meinen großen braunen Arsch lecken ok

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Wir sehen uns dann morgen

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Peace Alles klar Mann

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Fick 'ne Ziege

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Gute Nacht Ich liebe diesen Kerl

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Du hast gerade total Oh Scheiße ich muss los Mist

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Going down

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Going down

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Dumbass

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And a full house

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Oh my dukes What

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How much fucking online poker do you play dawg

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For like an hour or two a night when I'm not playing Halo

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Why did you invite this guy He's a fucking ringer man

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This is hog shit

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You you're a fucking asshole to tell me to come here

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You tell me he was a nice guy didn't you

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Well fuck you people and fuck you you and you

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fuck and kiss my big brown fucking ass okay

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Jay I'm gonna see you tomorrow

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Peace All right man

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Mooj Fuck a goat

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All laughing

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Good night I love that guy

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Dan dia masih hidup

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Percy Jackson hebat Kau hebat teman Tos dulu

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Berapa lama tadi 7 menit

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Tujuh menit

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Tujuh menit

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Ini gila Sungguh hebat Bagaimana kau lakukan itu

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Aku suka berada dalam air

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Itu tempat yang membuatku bisa berpikir

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если ты не уберешь этот диск Майкла Макдональда

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который играет у нас уже два года подряд

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я убью всех в этом магазине

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и пущу пулю себе в лоб

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Дэвид а что тогда ты предлагаешь крутить Плевать Что угодно

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Я лучше буду смотреть ''Парикмахершу и чудовище''

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Я лучше буду слушать Фрэн Дрэшер с её мерзким голосом восемь часов кряду

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чем Майкла Макдональда

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Я ничего против него не имею но если я ещё раз услышу ''Тлей души моей костёр''

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я сожгу этот магазин дотла

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Тоже мне умник Вали в свой отдел

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Пошла ты

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Это прекрасный телевизор Равных плазме нет

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Что ты делаешь Это моя покупательница

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Разумеется нет Когда я набрёл на неё никто ею не занимался

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Нет это моя Подожди

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Подойдите пожалуйста к кассе

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Ею никто не занимался потому что я пошёл взять проспект

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который она попросила

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Oye Paula Sí

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Debo decirte algo Estoy muy entusiasmado

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Hoy por primera vez me desperté

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vine a la tienda y me siento seguro para decirte

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que si no sacas ese DVD de Michael McDonald

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que has puesto durante dos años seguidos

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mataré a todos en la tienda

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y me dispararé en los sesos

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Qué sugieres que ponga No importa Cualquier cosa

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Preferiría ver Beautician and the Beast

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Escucharía a Fran Drescher durante ocho horas

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antes de escuchar a Michael McDonald

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Nada contra él pero si oigo Yah Mo B There una vez más

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quemaré ya mismo este lugar hasta los cimientos

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Eres un sabelotodo Vuelve a trabajar

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Vete al diablo

Available in 8 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

2,397

Timestamp in Movie

00:05:22

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

David

Paula

Andy

16 Year-old Andy

Michael Bierman