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I hate you

The 40 Year Old Virgin

I hate you. Stop smiling, you jerk! You pussy. Oh, God. What's next? You're doing the...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

I hate you. Stop smiling, you jerk! You pussy. Oh, God. What's next? You're doing the nipple.Not the nipple. Come on.Not the nipple. Please, Cal,hold my hand. You kidding me, man?Hold my goddamn hand, man. Do it! Just hold.Okay, here we go. Ready? No. Yup. One, two, three. Nipple fuck! Mika, you shouldburn in hell! Okay, all right. No,seriously, I think I'm done. I think we're done.I think that's good. You know what, guys... this is nota good look for me! You look likea man-o'- lantern. Thank you very much.Appreciate it. Thank you

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I hate you

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Stop smiling you jerk

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You pussy

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Oh God What's next

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You're doing the nipple Not the nipple

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Come on Not the nipple

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Please Cal hold my hand

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You kidding me man Hold my goddamn hand man

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Do it Just hold Okay here we go

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Ready

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No Yup

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One two three

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Nipple fuck

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Mika you should burn in hell

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Okay all right No seriously I think I'm done

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I think we're done I think that's good

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You know what guys

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this is not a good look for me

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You look like a man o' lantern

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Thank you very much Appreciate it Thank you

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المشكلة التي يعاني منها أغلب الرجال هي

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أنهم يخططون لكل شيء عدا كيفية التحدث للمرأة

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إطرح سؤالا فحسب فهمت هذا كل شيء

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لأن النساء لا يهتمن بما ستقول

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على الإطلاق على أية حال أنت تعرف

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و كل مايرغبن بفعله هو التحدث عن أنفسهن

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لذا عليك تركهن يفعلن ذلك

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حسنا لذا تذكر

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أسئلة كن رائعا و كن صارما قليلا

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إسمع هذا كن ديفيد كورسو في جيد

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حسنا أفهم تماما ما تعنيه

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انت تعرف هذا جيد

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هاهي هناك

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إذهب و إزرع تلك البذرة يا رجل

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إزرعها بإصابعك

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même si on voulait Oui

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N'écoute pas Dave et Jay d'accord

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Lls sont fous Fie toi plutôt sur moi d'accord

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Regarde une super belle fille travaille juste là

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La voilà dans la librairie Invite la à sortir

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Il y a quelque chose avec sa culotte

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Elle devrait être dans ma bouche

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Tu sais je

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On vend vos trucs sur eBay

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J'aime bien la femme du magasin eBay

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C'est super mais

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tu ne coucheras avec personne

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à moins d'augmenter tes chances

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Tu dois mettre des semences en terre

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Je t'explique Quand je cultivais de la mari j'ai compris

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que plus je plantais de graines Merci

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plus je pouvais fumer de mari par la suite

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Je crois que sur le plan des conseils je suis saturé

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Ne sois pas amer

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Je ne suis pas amer J'ai failli perdre un mamelon

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C'est Jay qui t'a dit de faire ça

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Et je n'allais rien dire à ce sujet mais l'épilation

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est le truc le plus ridicule que tu puisses faire

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du wirst keine Frau kriegen

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wenn du deine Trümpfe nicht spielst

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Säe deine Samen so oft wie möglich

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Es ist so Als ich Pot gezüchtet hab wurde mir klar

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je mehr Samen ich anpflanzte Danke

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desto mehr Pot konnte ich rauchen

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Ich habe jetzt mehr Ratschläge als ich brauchen kann

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Werd nicht verbittert

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Ich bin nicht verbittert Ich hab fast einen Nippel verloren

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Das war Jays Idee ok

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Ich wollte nichts sagen aber Brustenthaarung ist

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wohl das Schwulste was man machen kann ok

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Sieh mich an Aussehen ist unwichtig Sieh mich an

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Ich bin verdammt hässlich nach herkömmlichen Maßstäben

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aber ich hab Sex mit Frauen

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Willst du nicht wissen wie das geht

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Ich bin nicht verdammt hässlich

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Das habe ich nicht gesagt

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Du hast es impliziert Ok

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Egal ob du verdammt oder beschissen hässlich bist

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You know I kind of

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like the woman from the eBay store

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That's great but

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you're not gonna get with anyone

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unless you play the odds on this man

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You need to plant a lot of seeds

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It's like this When I was growing pot I realized

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that the more seeds I planted Thank you

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the more pot I could ultimately smoke

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I think I have all the advice that I can handle right now

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Don't get bitter

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I'm not bitter I almost lost a nipple okay

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That was Jay's idea okay

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And I wasn't going to say anything but waxing your chest is

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like the gayest thing you could possibly do okay

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Look at me Looks are not important Really look at me

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I am ugly as fuck by traditional standards

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but I get with women

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Aren't you curious as to how that's possible

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I am not ugly as fuck

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Mau pergi

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Ya Aku ingin pergi

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Pergi Aku ikut denganmu Tidak Aku pergi sendiri

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Tidak aku ikut Jangan

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Kau ku ikuti

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Kau membuatku stres Jangan ganggu aku

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Ini jam 1 00 malam oke

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Jangan ganggu aku Tidurlah sana

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Tidak

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Ayolah Dengan satu kemenangan kecil

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dan kau bersiap melawan Hades

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TIm ganda Benarkah Kau juga

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Dengar aku baru tahu kalau Ibuku masih hidup Aku akan mendapatkannya kembali

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Dari neraka Apapun akan ku lakukan

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Ya mungkin kau bisa membodohi Hades

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Mungkin bisa Dengar

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Aku tak bisa biarkan kau melakukan ini oke

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Aku tak meminta izinmu

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Baik Menurut peraturan yang ada jika aku tak bisa menghentikanmu aku harus menemanimu

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karena aku sahabatmu dan pelindungmu

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Вот она смотри Тебе стоит пригласить её на свидание

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У неё что то не то с трусами

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Да они не у меня во рту

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Знаешь

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мне больше нравится женщина из Интернет магазина

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Это здорово

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но у тебя ни с кем не получится

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если не будешь давать шанс каждой

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Нужно сеять как можно больше семян

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Когда я выращивал траву то понял

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чем больше семян посеешь Спасибо

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тем больше травы потом сможешь выкурить

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Думаю с меня уже достаточно ваших советов

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Не злись

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Я не злюсь Я чуть соска не лишился забыл

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Это Джей придумал

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Я не хотел ничего говорить но эпиляция груди

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самое гейское что может сделать мужик

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Посмотри на меня Неважно как ты выглядишь Посмотри на меня хорошенько

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По всем стандартам я страшен как хрен

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но я трахаюсь с женщинами

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Разве тебе не любопытно как так получается

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Te odio

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Deja de sonreír idiota

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Maricón

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Dios Qué sigue

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Lo harás en la tetilla No en la tetilla

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Vamos La tetilla no

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Por favor Cal dame la mano

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Estás bromeando viejo Dame la maldita mano

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Hazlo Sólo dámela Bien aquí vamos

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Listo

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No Sí

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Uno dos tres

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La tetilla carajo

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Mika deberías arder en el infierno

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Bueno está bien En serio creo que ya está

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Creo que terminamos Así está bien

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Saben qué chicos

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No me veo bien así

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Pareces la calabaza de Halloween

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Muchas gracias Muy amable Gracias a ti

Available in 8 languages

Duration

51 seconds

Views

129

Timestamp in Movie

00:42:50

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.