Andy Stitzer: I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment. David: There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock? Andy Stitzer:
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Andy Stitzer:
I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
David:
There's some really great stuff in here. Really great movies in here, man. Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
Andy Stitzer:
Yeah.
David:
Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...
Andy Stitzer:
That's nice.
David:
But it stars Jack Black Cock.
Andy Stitzer:
That makes sense.

Transcript:
Well, you know,
this is really gracious
and kind...
and generous and everything.
But I just don't want
a big box of porn
in my apartment.
There's some really
great stuff in here.
Really great movies in here,
man.
Hey, did you ever see
School of Rock?
Yeah.
Well, this is...
It's called School of...
You know...
That's nice.
But it stars Jack Black Cock.
That makes sense.
Dude, here it is.
Boner Jams '03.
It's a mixed tape I made.
All these great scenes
that I was really into
in the summer of 2003.
I think you'd really dig it.
Yeah. Now I can see that.
This is...
Everybody Loves Raymond.
That's probably
not supposed to be...
This is a good show.
I just tape it sometimes.
Well, I don't think
you understand something,
Dave.
I don't want this stuff, okay?
Because I don't do that,
that much.
What, masturbate?
Yeah.
Dude, I've jacked it twice
since I've been here.

Clip duration: 51 seconds
Views: 22
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd