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I should tear up the hard woodand see if there's carpet underneathThat's never the case
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

No. That's never the case

Andy Stitzer:
I should pull up the hardwood to see if there's carpet underneath.Andy Stitzer:No. That's never the case

Full Transcript

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I should tear up the hard wood
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and see if there's carpet underneath
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That's never the case
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,655
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:10
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Steve Carell
Andy Stitzer
Steve Carell
Steve Carell
Andy
Steve Carell
That was so good. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
That was so good.
You really like kissing, don't you? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:54
You really like kissing, don't you?
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Hey wait Do you have protectionI don't like guns
I got them. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
I got them.
Do you mind if I use your magnum? - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:16
Do you mind if I use your magnum?
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you? It's Andy. Hi, I'm Andy. God! What are you doing? M - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:28
Mom? What's going on here? Who the hell are you?...
Dude teach me - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Dude teach me
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special friendwho you fuck - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
You ever heard of the term fuck buddyWhatIt's a special...
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was 14 I had this body you're looking atCan you imagine that I don't want to no - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
When I was a little girl I developed earlyBy the time I was...
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah. Yeah, I better go back to work. Yeah. S - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
Okay. My goodness. I think we better get back to work. Yeah....
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with TrishIt was a disaster ReallyYes I've never been more embarrassed in my lifeCouldn't get the condoms to workAnd one of them exploded on my ballsAnd then her kid walked in the roomWait Hold upShe was - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:42
What's up dawg What happened How was the date with...
Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou test her with this shit okayHere tell me Tell me This is how it's gonna go Tell meI'm a virgin SweetI like that because you don't have chlamydiaAnd I know that and that shit is everywhere - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's what you do You tell her you're a virginYou...
What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
What if she laughs at me thoughThen you punch her in the...
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man I'm going to'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liarand the message was Don't lieAnd that was a smart movie - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
I am going to tell herYou should totally tell her man...
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins tooThat's funny I didn't even know you girls talked like thatI think my first time might be your best time tooWell I knew it You know whatI knew that you'd react that way and I knew thatyou would - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:33
Really All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins...
Hey, Andy. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:31
Hey, Andy.
Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and you better get on me tooWhat is wrong with this womanMercy mercy mercy - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Yeah my man's gonna get it on tonightYes sirYeah and...
That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like Jack PalanceWell she's no Jack PalanceNo If Jack Palance looked like that ladyI would want to fuck Jack Palance right now - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:10
That's a good looking grandma My grandma looks like...
Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her while she watches Murder She Wrote
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your birthday - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Fuck her and then have her send you a check for 12 on your...