Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that. Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.'
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Boy at Health Clinic:
Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic:
Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?
Andy Stitzer:
You know what? I'm a virgin too.
Dad at Health Clinic:
We're virgins too.
[laughing]

Boy at Health Clinic:
Yeah.
[high five's dad]

Andy Stitzer:
No, you know what? It's a personal choice and I don't think it's weird at all.
Dad at Health Clinic:
You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

Transcript:
to pick up the
government check.
What if he got boys
that's on the outside...
and they stalking you?
You see what I'm saying?
You got to think, partner...
What the fuck
are you talking about?
Here's what you do.
You tell her you're a virgin.
You test her
with this shit, okay?
Here, tell me. Tell me.
This is how it's gonna go.
Tell me.
I'm a virgin.
Sweet.
I like that because
you don't have Chlamydia.
And I know that,
and that shit is everywhere.
What if she
laughs at me, though?
Then you punch her
in the fucking head
if she laughs.
I'm not going to
punch her in the head.
She's really sweet.
No. I mean, you punch her
in her fucking head
emotionally.
She's different. She's someone
I felt like I had...
a connection with.
All you trying to do right now
is bust off this first night.
You got a whole lot of semen
back up in you.
I am going to tell her.
You should totally
tell her, man.
I'm going to.
'Cause I watched this movie
called Liar Liar...
and the message was,
"Don't lie. "
And that was a smart movie.
Yeah, that's the right thing.
Yeah.
Really? All your girlfriends
wanted to have sex
with virgins, too?
That's funny. I didn't
even know you girls
talked like that.

Clip duration: 66 seconds
Views: 22
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

Boy at Health Clinic - Nick Lashaway
Dad at Health Clinic - Cedric Yarbrough