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The 40 Year Old Virgin

I'm all right. Nobody's there. I want to knoweverything about you. I want to tell you. You...

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

I'm all right. Nobody's there. I want to knoweverything about you. I want to tell you. You do?Yeah. Like, what do you want to do?What are your dreams? You don't wanna work at SmartTech for the rest of your life. I've been working therefor a long time. And I've been thinking lately thatmaybe I should open my own store. Really?Yeah. What kind of store?Well, like a stereo store. Oh, my God, that is...Why don't you do that? I don't have enough moneyto do that. What about those collectibles? I bet if you sold those,you could make a lot of money. I just sold a guy's G. I. Joefor $1,000. Really?Do you have any of those? Yeah.You do? I have 47 of them. No, you don't. Yeah, in their original boxes. You do? I could help yousell them on eBay. I would not take a commission,I swear to God. You could do it.You could totally pull it off. Yeah, let's do it.Let's do it

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I'm all right

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Nobody's there

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I want to know everything about you

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I want to tell you

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You do Yeah

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Like what do you want to do What are your dreams

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You don't wanna work at Smart Tech for the rest of your life

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I've been working there for a long time

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And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store

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Really Yeah

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What kind of store Well like a stereo store

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Oh my God that is Why don't you do that

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I don't have enough money to do that

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What about those collectibles

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I bet if you sold those you could make a lot of money

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I just sold a guy's G I Joe for 1 000

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Really Do you have any of those

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Yeah You do

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I have 47 of them

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No you don't

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Yeah in their original boxes You do

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I could help you sell them on eBay

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I would not take a commission I swear to God

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You could do it You could totally pull it off

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Yeah let's do it Let's do it

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و بأني أنا أدير هذا يا عاهرة و قد فهم هذا الآن

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أهذا صبيك

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أجل هذا صبيي نحن نمثل سمارت تك

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للتو أقحمت نفسك معه

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كلاكما أيها الزنجيان ستتلقان رصاصة حين أعود

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كلاكما أيها الزنجيان

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مالذي فعلته هذا لا يهم

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أجل صوب لأعلى يا ويليس صوب لأعلى

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أرجوك لا تفعل هذا

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جاي مالذي يحدث

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جيل إنفصلت عني

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أنا آسف جدا مالذي حدث

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عدت للمنزل و أنا مخمور قليلا

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و كنت مازلت أرتدي الواقي الذكري

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إستيقظت صباح اليوم التالي و قفزت لحوض الإستحمام معها

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لا أعرف فيما كنت أفكر

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لماذا خنتها

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لأني غير آمن لا يمكنك معرفة هذا

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أنا أعلم هذا يا رجل ستكون الأمور بخير

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أنا بارد ستكون الأمور بخير يا رجل

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بكل جدية أنا آسف يا رجل

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أنا أعتذر لك أنا أعلم

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إذا أردت علاقة ذات مغزى

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عليك وضع الجنس جانبا يا رجل أنت كنت محقا

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Je sais Je ne veux pas que tu commettes la même erreur

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Une erreur Tu me vois donc comme une erreur

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Non je ne t'ai pas eue par erreur Mais ta sœur oui

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Oh Mon Dieu

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Je n'avais pas prévu d'avoir sa sœur aînée tu vois

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Parce que Tu veux mettre les voiles c'est ça

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Non

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Toi et ton copain couchez ensemble tout le temps

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Oh Mon Dieu Tu plaisantes

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On ne couche jamais ensemble Pas vrai

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C'est vrai

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Quoi Si vous le faites

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Tu n'es qu'une menteuse Pourquoi me mens tu

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Pourquoi

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Je n'ai rien compris après menteuse

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Qu'est ce qu'elle a dit On dirait une bouilloire

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Va te faire voir

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Je devrais peut être la déposer Je ne crois pas

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Ça ne lui ferait aucun tort de s'informer

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Mir geht's gut

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Ist niemand da

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Ich will alles über dich wissen

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Ich werd dir alles erzählen

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Ja Ja

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Also was hast du so vor Was hast du für Träume

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Du willst doch nicht dein Leben lang bei Smart Tech arbeiten

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Ich arbeite dort schon sehr lange

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Und ich denke darüber nach ob ich einen eigenen Laden aufmachen soll

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Wirklich Ja

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Was denn für einen Laden Na ja einen HiFi Laden

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Gott Das ist Wieso machst du es nicht

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Weil ich dafür nicht genug Geld habe

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Was ist mit deinen Figuren

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Wenn du die verkaufst kriegst du viel Geld

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Ich hab für jemanden gerade einen G I Joe verkauft für 1000

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Wirklich Hast du auch so einen

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Ja Ehrlich

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Ich hab 47 davon

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Nein das stimmt doch nicht

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Alle original verpackt Wirklich

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Ich könnte helfen sie bei eBay zu verkaufen

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Und ich will auch keine Provision Ich schwöre es dir

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Du könntest so echt eine Menge Kohle machen

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Ja lass es uns tun Lass es uns tun

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Humming

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Exclaims

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I'm all right

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Nobody's there

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Trish I want to know everything about you

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I want to tell you

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You do Yeah

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Like what do you want to do What are your dreams

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You don't wanna work at Smart Tech for the rest of your life

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I've been working there for a long time

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And I've been thinking lately that maybe I should open my own store

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Really Yeah

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What kind of store Well like a stereo store

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Oh my God that is Why don't you do that

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I don't have enough money to do that

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What about those collectibles

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I bet if you sold those you could make a lot of money

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I just sold a guy's G I Joe for 1 000

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Really Do you have any of those

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Yeah You do

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I have 47 of them

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No you don't

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Yeah in their original boxes You do

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I could help you sell them on eBay

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Ada di Hollywood

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Baiklah Aku bisa kesana dalam 4 jam

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Mungkin tiga jam

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Dan sekarang laporan berita terbaru dari KZLY

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Awan badai yang belum pernah terjadi telah menutupi sepanjang Amerika Utara

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Pihak berwenang dari beberapa negara bagian telah memerintakan pengevakuasian

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sehubungan dengan kondisi cuaca yang buruk

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Старшую сестру Понимаешь я её не планировала

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потому что была ещё О Боже Тебе хочется сбежать да

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Вовсе нет

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Вы с Энди постоянно занимаетесь сексом

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О Господи Ты что шутишь

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Мы ни разу Разве мы занимались сексом

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Ни разу

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Что Конечно занимались

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Вы врёте Зачем вы меня обманываете

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Зачем

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Я не слышу что ты сказала после ''обманываете''

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Она звучит как чайник

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Что Да ты просто

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Пожалуй я её отведу Я не уверена

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Знаешь информация ещё никому не повредила

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Круто

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А куда тут пенис вставлять

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Estoy bien

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No hay nadie

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Quiero saber todo de ti

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Yo quiero contártelo

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En serio Sí

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Como qué quieres hacer Cuáles son tus sueños

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No querrás trabajar en Smart Tech por el resto de tu vida

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He trabajado mucho tiempo ahí

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Y he estado pensando que quizá deba abrir mi propia tienda

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En serio Sí

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Qué tipo de tienda Una tienda de estéreos

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Dios mío eso es Por qué no lo haces

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No tengo dinero para hacerlo

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Y los muñecos de colección

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Si los vendes podrías ganar mucho dinero

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Hace poco vendí un G I Joe de un tipo por 1 000

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Sí Tienes alguno de ésos

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Sí En serio

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Tengo 47

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No te creo

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Sí en sus cajas originales En serio

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Podría ayudarte a venderlos en eBay

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No te cobraría comisión Lo juro por Dios

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Puedes hacerlo Puedes lograrlo

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Sí hagámoslo Hagámoslo

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VAN HELSING QUÉDATE INFLADO

Available in 8 languages

Duration

59 seconds

Views

79

Timestamp in Movie

01:33:07

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.