Andy Stitzer: I'm not a big ho-runner. David: My uncle used to drive a ho-runner.
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I'm not a big ho-runner. My uncle used to drive a ho-runner.

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Andy Stitzer:
I'm not a big ho-runner.
David:
My uncle used to drive a ho-runner.

Transcript:
now you ready to go up
to the upper echelon type ho.
You know what I mean?
I'm not a big ho runner.
My uncle used to drive
a ho runner.
Screw these analogies.
What he's saying is...
you are going to be so bad
at sex the first time...
you don't want to have sex
with someone you like...
'cause they'll think
you're a weirdo for being
so lame at it.
You want to have sex
with hood rats first...
so that by the time
you get to the girl
you do like...
you're not terrible at sex,
you'll be mediocre at it.

Clip duration: 19 seconds
Views: 23
Uploaded: 28 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.


Actors

David - Paul Rudd