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I'm very discreetBut I'll haunt your dreams
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The 40 Year Old Virgin

I'm very discreet... but I will haunt your dreams

Paula:
I'm very discreet... but I will haunt your dreams

Full Transcript

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I'm very discreet
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But I'll haunt your dreams
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,187
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:38
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Jane Lynch
Paula
Jane Lynch
Steve Carell
Andy
Steve Carell
So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I have electronics in my homePerfect That's the job pretty much You're very well qualified - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:14
So have you ever worked with electronics beforeNo NoBut I...
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that extended warranty on itfor the price of on the houseThat I can't doHey don't be a Negro Be my nigger All right Help me outHold up I ain't nobody's niggerI mean you somebody's nigger wearing this - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:41
I could do that Wait last thingI'm also gonna need that...
Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
Today's forecast Dark and cloudy and chance of drive by
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch I'll tell you whatYou know Luca Perry from 20th and 25thYou ever heard of Rolling 20s niggerSince I was 16 nigger I'm saying frostyYou know what I'm saying spoon niggerWe fucked dwarfs in the assNigger - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
This shit just got riggedWhat are you gonna do bitch...
Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You can't tell - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:06
Why did you cheat on herBecause I'm insecure You...
Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding each other ever so gently - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Do you know how I know you guys are gayYou're holding...
Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love... Spiderman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:12
Bravo. At least he can cook, Mom.? playing) I love......
I'm all right. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:59
I'm all right.
Aquaman. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:21
Aquaman.
Godspeed, Col. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:11
Godspeed, Col.
Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking brunch - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:08
Rich men get off work then buy stereoRight Not after fucking...
I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:05
I'll pray for your cock Okay thanks
I didn't hear anything after "a liar. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
I didn't hear anything after "a liar.
Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit. - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:13
Cool. Wow! Where do you put the penis? Oh, shit.
Where do you put the penis - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:04
Where do you put the penis
Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is with his girlfriend in my marital beddoing things that are illegal in AlabamaSex acts right Things that my wife won't do okayDid you have a question How do I get my wife to do thatDoes anybody else - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:19
Here's a cute story I came home the other dayand he is...
Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that a serious questionNo It wasn't Okay - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:09
Is it true that if you don't use it you lose itIs that...
I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
I prefer vaginal intercourseHe really does
Now there are ways of having sex without intercourseLet's see there are things like body rubbing or dry humpingYou could dry humpThere is masturbation Masturbation Play with yourselfMutual masturbation Play with a friend - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:17
Now there are ways of having sex without...
Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We went to temple - The 40 Year Old Virgin 00:07
Oral sex play Sounds like my Friday nightShut up Seth We...