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It's about love It's about peopleIt's about connection It's all about connectionsIt's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasuresIt's not about butthole pleasures at allIt's not about this

The 40 Year Old Virgin

Mooj, just please stop

The 40 Year Old Virgin • 2005

Mooj:
Life is about people. It's about connections.Andy Stitzer:It's all about connections.Mooj:It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Mooj:And butthole pleasures.Andy Stitzer:It's not about butthole pleasures at all.Mooj:It's not about these rusty trombones, And these dirty sanchez.Andy Stitzer:Please stop.Mooj:And these cincinatti bowties, And these pussy juice cocktail, And these shit stained balls.Andy Stitzer:Mooj, just please stop

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It's about love It's about people

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It's about connection It's all about connections

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It's not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures

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It's not about butthole pleasures at all

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It's not about this rusty trombone and dirty Sanchez

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Please stop And Cincinnati bowtie

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And your pussy juice cocktail and this shit stained balls

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Mooj just please stop Just relax

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لقد هجرتها كان قرار سخيفا

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قضيت آخر سنتين أتأسف عليها

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لما لا تستعيدها الآن

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لأنها تواعد تاجر المخدرات هذا

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قرار غبي فظيع

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لكن تلك هي حياتها و كما تعرف علي إحترام هذا

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لقد أعطيتها حريتها

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تريد أن تكون تلك العاهرة اللعوبة و تضاجع الجميع

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ذلك هو الحب يا جل يبدو مريعا

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بالتأكيد إنه مريع إنه المعاناة

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و الألم و إنه تخسر وزنك

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و بعد ذلك تعود لوزنك

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Que le puceau retourne à son poste

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Andy

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Voyons Andy On plaisantait

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Laisse tomber

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On s'en fout que tu sois vierge

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Ne sois pas si bébé

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Ils s'amusaient Ils ne te voulaient aucun tort

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Laisse moi David Attends

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Cesse de me suivre Attends

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Je vais devoir démissionner

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Ich wüsste nicht was ich tun muss Du musst was riskieren

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Du musst was riskieren Sieh mich an

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Ich war 4 Monate mit dieser Frau zusammen

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und das war das Tollste

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das Großartigste in meinem Leben

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Dann hat sie diesem Kerl in seiner Karre einen gelutscht

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Und weißt du anstatt zu sagen

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Ok Hab ich mich falsch verhalten dass sie so etwas tut

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habe ich Schluss gemacht Dumme Idee

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Ich habe ihr die letzten 2 Jahre nachgetrauert

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Wieso holst du sie dir nicht zurück

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I don't know

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I wouldn't know what to do Look you gotta take a risk

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You gotta risk it Look at me

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I went out with this girl for four months

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and it was the greatest

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greatest thing in my life

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Until she went down on this guy in an Escalade I think

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And you know instead of saying

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Okay what am I doing that caused this behavior

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I dumped her Stupid decision

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Jangan Gabe Gabe

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Tenang

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Hei aksi yang bagus Seperti yang ku katakan aku pelindungmu

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Ya

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Sally Percy harus pergi sekarang Sekarang juga

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Baik

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Apa yang terjadi Oke sumpah aku tak mencuri apapun

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Всем наплевать что ты девственник

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Что за детство

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Мы же просто развлекались Ничего такого

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Отстань от меня Дэвид Погоди минутку

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Не надо меня преследовать Стой

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Подожди Теперь мне придётся уволиться с работы

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Не надо тебе увольняться

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Знаешь что Никуда я с вами не пойду

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Обойдусь без вашей помощи ясно

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Ясно Не хочешь не надо с нами никуда ходить

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Знаешь что Я уважаю женщин Я их люблю

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Так сильно уважаю что держусь от них подальше

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Es amor Es estar con gente

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Es conexión Sobre todo conexión

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No se trata de pijas culos tetas y placeres anales

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No es placeres anales para nada

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No se trata del trombón oxidado y el sucio Sánchez

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Por favor detente Ni del moño Cincinnati

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Ni del cóctel de jugo vaginal ni las bolas con caca

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Mooj detente ya Cálmate

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Muy bien Es suficiente se terminó la fiesta

Available in 8 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

6,478

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:52

Uploaded

Feb 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,Apatow Productions

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Movie Summary

Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.

Actors

Mooj

Andy Stitzer

Andy