Cool... Cool cool.Cal
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Oh, man, I had a weekend.Andy Stitzer:Yeah?Cal:We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there And... it's a woman fucking a horse.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:I kinda felt bad for the horse!Andy Stitzer:Wow, that's something.Cal:So what about you? What did you get up to?Andy Stitzer:You know, I just kinda hung out. I was...Andy Stitzer:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.Cal:I can imagine.Andy Stitzer:And I didn't have any bread.Andy Stitzer:So you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.Cal:Sounds pretty awesome.Andy Stitzer:Yeah, it was fine.Cal:Sounds really fun.Cal:Cool... Cool cool.Cal
Oh, man, I had a weekend.Andy Stitzer:Yeah?Cal:We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there And... it's a woman fucking a horse.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.Andy Stitzer:Yeah.Cal:I kinda felt bad for the horse!Andy Stitzer:Wow, that's something.Cal:So what about you? What did you get up to?Andy Stitzer:You know, I just kinda hung out. I was...Andy Stitzer:Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it.Cal:I can imagine.Andy Stitzer:And I didn't have any bread.Andy Stitzer:So you know, it was pretty good. It was a good weekend.Cal:Sounds pretty awesome.Andy Stitzer:Yeah, it was fine.Cal:Sounds really fun.Cal:Cool... Cool cool.Cal
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Oh man
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I had a weekend Yeah
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We went to Tijuana Mexico you know
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and we thought it would be fun you know to go to this show
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Everyone's You gotta check out one of these shows
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And you know it's a woman fucking a horse
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We get there and you know we think it's gonna be awesome
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and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be man
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It's kind of gross Yeah
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You think A woman fucking a horse
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and you get there and it's
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a woman fucking a horse Yeah
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It was really giving it to her
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And you know what
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to be honest I felt bad for her We all just felt bad for her
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Yeah Kind of felt bad for the horse
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Wow that's something So what did you get up to
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You know I just kind of hung out I was
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God Friday when I went home
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I really wanted an egg salad sandwich
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And I was just obsessing about it and I was like
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Man I'm gonna make one of those
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So Saturday I went out and I got like a dozen eggs
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and I boiled them all and then I just
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I spent I don't know probably three hours
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like three and a half hours making
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you know the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika
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and you know all the accoutrement
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And then by the time I was done
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I just really didn't feel like eating it
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I can imagine And I didn't have any bread
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So you know it was pretty good It was a good weekend
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Sounds pretty awesome Yeah it was fine
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Sounds really fun
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Cool Cool
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Cool cool
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Movie Summary
Goaded by his buddies, a nerdy guy who's never "done the deed" only finds the pressure mounting when he meets a single mother.
Actors
Cal
Andy Stitzer
